zachlizbizkelly's definitions

ashton

crackhead. the biggest redneck you will ever meet. likes to chase dogs around the kitchen in a camo sweatshirt in her spare time. makes good deer jerky. can shoot gun. is the number one math student.

dang gina who was that that just chased the dawg through your kitchen?

oh..that was just ashton.

by zachlizbizkelly January 24, 2010