Asexual 

Somebody who retarded and dont like nobody

“yazmin”

“Who you like »

« Nobody »

Oh you must be retarded/asexual

Asexual by suckyurdsfdyducl November 2, 2022

asexual 

A type of person that isn't attracted to males or females. This indicates that the said person is in fact a homos for he/she is not attracted to females which makes the said individual GAY.

The one person here: I'm asexual.
Fruit: You're fucking gay lol lmaoooo omega luul xddddd.

asexual by SirFruit December 13, 2018

asexual 

A person who has sexual experiences with themself or with no one at all.

Johny realized he was asexual when he awoke sticky and all alone.

asexual by Claude Poirier June 27, 2005

Asexual 

To be attracted to A (s),just like how barlo is to be attracted to B(s).thats it

Teacher:Why is there a white stain on every letter A in this book?

The asexual kid:nervous laughter in the background

Asexual by SussusAmogus162 November 9, 2021

asexual 

someone who knows sex is of the devil.

shea has been asexual since his boyfriend cheated on him, and from then on knew it was a sin.

asexual by kaitlin1191 April 27, 2008

Asexual 

To be "Aamir Sexual"

Person 1: I think that b*tch over there is "Asexual"
Aamir: Oh fr?
Person 1: Yea Mr. bitches, i think she likes you

Asexual by ImNotAamir December 18, 2021

Asexual 

Someone who’s simply sooooo hot that no one else is worthy enough for them to feel sexually attracted to

“I’m asexual bitch, I’m hotter than everyone here meaning y’all aren’t worthy of my sexual attraction”

Asexual by u/toxic_owo June 25, 2022