"So I let Joel and his friend spend the night last night so they could go watch a baseball game tomorrow. They left this morning and I found a condom in
the sleeping bag I loaned them..."
"Ew,
what did you do?"
"Had to pick it up with some toilet paper and throw it away."
"Gross... kind of a poop in a towel situation huh..."
"So I was watching some bukkake porn the other night and my
girlfriend walked in. She got really pissed and I haven't talked to her since..."
"Ouch, that's kind of a poop in a towel situation..."