Poop on a stick! 

An exclamation used to replace "Oh crap!"

"Oh poop on a stick! I forgot my wallet."

Poop on a stick! by *The Boss* September 6, 2008

poop on a log 

an expression used to tell someone off, used in the same way as "f*** you"

you: ew, i hate your shirt. it's really ugly.
me: poop on a log!

poop on a log by candy1993 May 8, 2008

poop on a plate 

1. a way to describe the way you poop on a plate
2. a way to describe shit food

"eww this is fucking poop on a plate"
"can i have the poop on the plate please .."
"damn you! you fucking pooped on my plate!"
"i hope its not poop on a plate :("
"c'mon.. lets poop on the plate"
"i cant poop on my plate :'("

poop on a plate by carrie and chels July 1, 2007

poop on a stick 

An exclamation that takes the place of "Oh crap!"

Oh poop on a stick!!! I just spilled my drink!

poop on a stick by 123454323 September 2, 2008

poop in a towel 

An awkward situation that you just kind of have to deal with; not unlike finding poop in a bathroom towel.

"So I let Joel and his friend spend the night last night so they could go watch a baseball game tomorrow. They left this morning and I found a condom in the sleeping bag I loaned them..."
"Ew, what did you do?"
"Had to pick it up with some toilet paper and throw it away."
"Gross... kind of a poop in a towel situation huh..."

"So I was watching some bukkake porn the other night and my girlfriend walked in. She got really pissed and I haven't talked to her since..."
"Ouch, that's kind of a poop in a towel situation..."

poop in a towel by Owen D. February 18, 2009

poop in a box 

The phrase "poop in a box" is pretty random. To use the poop in a box phrase is fairly easy. You can either say it and confuse people, or the real reason why its poop in a box is because you write out poop and make a rectangle around poop, hence the phrase poop in a box...just write it down randomly, on a white board, in your room, on a sticky note, and it will totally confuse everyone. Its just supposed to make you smile when you see it.

You: What is that?
Me: Its poop in a box silly!

poop in a box by Candy Heart August 6, 2009

poop on a popsicle 

a popsicle stick shoved right up a persons asshole, and when you take it out there is poop on it

ah poop on a popsicle

poop on a popsicle by _bubbles_ January 25, 2017