ass nook

The crook between your butt cheeks that flows with urine.

"Man where's that smell coming from?"

"Just my ass nook."

by Handleofbars September 22, 2015

Hooker Nook

A small enclave in which prostitutes or streetwalkers shield themselves from the elements while at their place of work.

Normally found in dark alleys throughout countries of colder climates- namely Northern USA, Canada and English-speaking Northern Europe

"It's freezing, this blizzard is terrifying"
"Shield yourself in a hooker nook!"

by lechevres November 16, 2011

Nook Wars

An internet forum war that raged in 2007, regarding the (then) upcoming release of Nintendo mash-up fighter Super Smash Bros Brawl. The argument revolved around the possible inclusion of Tom Nook, a popular shopkeep from the Animal Crossing franchise, as a playable fighter.
The "war" centered mostly on the NSider & NSider2 boards, but spread onto other gaming forums.

It is often considered to be the dumbest thing ever to be discussed about on the internet in length.

Fanboy 1 : Tom Nook is the leader of one of Nintendo's biggest franchises. There's no reason for him to be excluded.
Fanboy 2 : Tom Nook is only a shopkeep, he's never fought a day in his life!
Fanboy 1 : You're a Nazi!
Fanboy 2 : NO U
Fanboy 3 : These Nook Wars are fucking ridiculous.

by Mushroomer April 4, 2010

tom nook

give me those fucking knies

give it tom nook

by not jack abrams May 15, 2020

tom nook

A figure of the animal crossing wild world game ( the guy that sells stuff)

let's go to tom nook to sell my fruit

by laurens vanhoutte August 13, 2006

Breakfast Nook

A fortress composed of chairs and blankets that is primarily used for naps. Only two people should be present in a breakfast nook at one time and activities within' the nook should be restricted to playing solitaire or sleeping.

"Robby was in the breakfast nook!? Holy shit, turn the pillow over!"

"We played a rousing game of solitaire in the breakfast nook."

by akb123 August 21, 2008

face nook

vagina. a place many people enjoy using as a nook for their face(commonly in the act or oral sex).

Wally: Yo, so what's good witcha new girl?

Joe: Ahh, son, she's illin. Got that perfect face nook, nah mean?

by difi October 17, 2008