life

A game played by high school students in Perth, Australia, originates in Morley SHS, created originally by Scott Fairclough, Adin Sehic and Lewis Todman. The purpose of life is to kick a small bottle, ball, or empty milk carton through the legs of other players. A penalty is issued when a player is caught with his feet too close together for the ball to pass through. When a player has the ball kicked between his or her legs, or is issued a penalty, all the other players get to punch that player. In this way, it is similar to the game "Barcode."

"Hey, let's call the game 'life' so when someone loses we can say they suck at life!" -Lewis Todman

"I got these bruises because I suck at life"

by Shinobi Church July 15, 2005

life

The act of 'being' in a period of time that is completed by death. The act of 'being' however is distorted and blurred by the act of 'having' in today's social twisted folk. Consequently society and its subordinates don't persue their real aim of 'being' but are forced by mass media and propaganda-spreading so-called governments to the act of 'having' which is therefore a self-destructive act and will result in the implosion of mankind.

Live life.

by Sean Black January 19, 2003

no life

the thing that all the people that added the word "urban dictionary" have.

Oh my goth, I'm the 453464538468569th person to add urban dictionary as a word. I don't have no life.

by No life goon May 3, 2009

life

Life is a disease, because the final outcome is death.

The life I lead is not being but becoming; I'am a becoming not a being. I'am a being when I'am meditating.

by Tony Valentine July 2, 2003

Life

A waste of everyones time if you think about it.

Person 1 : Why are we living

Person 2 : Cus if we didn't experience life we would be bored out of our heads.
Person 1 : What a waste of time life is.

by life answerer June 3, 2018

life

A topic that teenage-middleclass kids rant about on this website, even though their parents make a good amount of money, they live in a two story house in a nice neighborhood, and they live in America (the most goddamn powerful country in the world). These kids will often cry about how much their life "sucks", because they get so much pre-algebra homework, and because no one left comments on their Myspace.
What these kids need to realize is that the ONLY people that should complain about a shitty life are the starving 3rd world kids. THIS is why so many people hate Americans. Because they have it all, and they still bitch over shit like "Oh, were having chicken for lunch, I hate chicken. Life sucks...". Be thankful for what you have, assface.

Person 1 : "Ugh, my life SUCKS."
Poor 3rd world kid : "Yeah, I bet it sucks to live in a free country. Stop being so goddamn selfcentered."

by GimmiK December 28, 2005

life

1.A gift that without all 3 of the following, leads to anger and frustrated definitions, (See previous entries.)

1.Something to do
2.Someone to love
3.Something to look forward to


I don't mean a Natural Born Killers kind of life, either, wiseass.


2.A cereal that leaves your mouth with an aftertatse of a wet book.

3. A magazine known for its outstanding photography of the world and its events.

4. A bored game that should be replaced with RichDadPoorDad's Cashflow 101.

5. Is what's waiting within everyone to unfold. Above all the anger and resentments and darkness. Now is all that matters. Let go of the bullshit and practice patience. Speak up.Be good.

Life sucks.
Try Fruit Loops. And watch "Family Guy".

by FrankC March 10, 2004