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glen rock

A small, beautiful town in Bergen County, New Jersey. Where the kids are nice, hott & do exceptionally well in sports. most sports. Known as "The Bubble" to the locals. When graduates go to college, they long the await to return to the rock. Everyone knows everyone's business, no doubt about it. You can walk through town and name 98% of the people you see, wheather it be just first or last names, you know them some way or another. John's OWNS Aldo's: Fact of life. You call Ridgewood kids Pansies, because that's what they are.

All the kids from surrounding areas wish to be them.

cough ridgewood kids
Ridgewoodkid: Whoa man! Did you see that girl? I think she's from Glen Rock!
Friend of Kid: Whoa nelly! Yeah, she's too hott to be from Ridgewood, she must be from Glen Rock.
Ridgewoodkid: Should i ask for her number?
Friend of kid: She'll turn you down man! You're scum to her!
by CGYO December 28, 2005
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Glen Beck

1) Mentally unbalanced

2) Alcoholic

3) Of a considerably low I.Q

4) Latent Pedophiliac Homosexual

5) Conspiracy Theorist

6) Lacks understanding of the term 'Teabagging'

7) Broadcaster on the Republican Propaganda Channel

8) Believes in his Aryan background

9) Fat

10) Large male that cries on syndicated television

11) Currently involved in a sexual relationship with Bill O'Rielly
Person 1: What you think of Robert Mugabe then?

Person 2: He's a total Glen Beck.
by Glen Beck Himself November 8, 2009
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Glen Burnout

A derogatory term used for natives of Glen Burnie, MD; the implication being that many lower-class people live in the town.

The term also refers to the town itself.
"Ignore him; he's just another Glen Burnout."
by Elle Ferreri September 5, 2005
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Glen Rock

a town located in the North of New Jersey where hobbies include: hooking up, getting shitfaced, smoking weed and being an overall dramatic reality tv show except in real life
"Oh my God you bitch I wanted to hook up with him!"
"Sucks for you I got to him first"
"Who'd you hookup with last night?"
"Some kid from Glen Rock"
by PeanutButterAndJay December 5, 2016
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Glen Pour

When someone offers to pour wine for guests and fills everyone else's glasses sparingly while managing to pour him/herself a glass of wine filled to the rim.
Hey, check out that loser host over there giving himself a Glen Pour.
by kelly_f69 April 1, 2009
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glen beck

1) to go on a verbal tyrade that has no logic or sense or basis in fact,

2) to tell endless lies with no overall purpose

3) to lose your shit,

4) to go fucking nuts,

all while waiving your arms and having a crazy-ass look in your eye
Dude#1: How did you break-up with Bambi go last night

Dude#2: Dude, it didnt go well, once I hit her with it, she went all GLEN BECK on my ass, speaking in tounges and waiving her arms like she was on fire. Bitch be loco.
by oilcan905 October 7, 2009
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Glen coco

A barely scene character in the 2004 breakout cult smash hit movie MEAN GIRLS written by Tina Fey and Directed by Mark Waters (also spelled Glenn Coco)

Quote "Four for you Glen Coco, You GO Glen Coco! ....And none for Gretchen Weiners.Bye" by actor Daniel Franzese as "Damian"(while dressed as Santa.)It has replaced "You Go Girl" and You Go Boy" as the official "You Go" statement for youth today.

The admiration for Glen Coco comes from the fact that we:

1.barely even see the guy
2.his name is said in such a funny context (4 for you Tina Fey,You go Tina Fey!) and in such a hilarious manner (4 for you Daniel Franzese,You go Daniel Franzese!)
3. He gets more Candy canes than anyone therefore he must be really popular and awesome or really liked by Damian the character giving out Candy Canes.

In a scene where the character "Damian" (actor Daniel Franzese) is giving out Candy Cane Grams dressed as Santa he hands Glen Coco 4 and gives " None to Gretchen Wieners"

On his Twitter @WhatsUpDanny actor Daniel Franzese was speaking about the outpouring for love of Glen Coco "Ya know with all this #glencoco talk..I always thought Damian had a crush on Glen Coco an that's why he got 4 candy canes. #Meangirls"

Franzese's iconic delivery of the line and the fact we rarely see this Glen coco( an uncredited background actor David Reale), combined with the fact that he gets the most candy canes out of anyone has led to Glen Coco's insane popularity on the internet and beyond.
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