GARRETT

gets all the bitches

person 1: what does Garrett get again?
person 2: bitches

by waahfinity October 30, 2018

Garrett

A chache and a douche who will break your heart with a small dick. He is a jerk and ass hole. He is a fuckboy and is stubborn. He friendzones and gets friendzoned.

Garrett is a chache.

by Stubbornmain July 4, 2018

Garrett

Pretty much the male version of the basic white bitch who only whose diet consists exclusively of chicken tenders.

Cole: "Aye yo Mitch, do you think Garrett will wanna grab some Mexican with us?"
Mitch: "No."

by DirtyDanForever September 27, 2020

Garrett

You'll often find these making ramen and eating bacon by itself while rice cooks in the background. A shiny forehead and somewhat thiccness to a beautiful structure are the main physical attributes, the rest of their attributes are being a sweetheart and a busy-body. They are always Pretty Busy.

Bro, I went to bed at 4 am yesterday and was pretty busy, I think I'm becoming a Garrett!

by Fudgeywudgeyboo August 11, 2019

Garrett

A short boy who is smart. He is very random and can sometimes be very annoying. He has any friends and nicknames... Some of these include flower child, rainbow, #potato, and mister grumpy.

Person: hey flower child!!!

Garrett: don't call me that!

by Aka brie.... Cheesy girl October 18, 2013

Garrett

A very sexy man of the Mormon religion mostly likes to sleep and eat food

Wow Pedro is such a Garrett!

by Sockmonkey April 19, 2018

Garrett

Garret is fucking retarded and he has a Schmidt and a square head. His favorite game is Minecraft because he looks like Steve the noob from Minecraft. Garrett is also gay and he sucks dick as he is a male.

Garrett is fucking retarded

by Jdndbfhejsnf May 31, 2019