The lowest form of life currently known to mankind. Discovered in the late 20th century, their population has continually risen throughout the technological revolution.
Gamers are characterized by their hatred of women, minorities and above all, breast reduction. They are best known for their ritualistic consumption of interactive digital media, around which they frequently congregate through use of the Internet.
Gamers are highly tribalistic and easily become hostile at the slightest provocation. It is generally recommended to avoid communication unless absolutely necessary, with which, extreme precaution should be taken.
Gamers are characterized by their hatred of women, minorities and above all, breast reduction. They are best known for their ritualistic consumption of interactive digital media, around which they frequently congregate through use of the Internet.
Gamers are highly tribalistic and easily become hostile at the slightest provocation. It is generally recommended to avoid communication unless absolutely necessary, with which, extreme precaution should be taken.
by Whomst among us July 06, 2019
Gamerality -After smashing their skulls with bricks in an attempt to act out Super Mario Brothers, the boys decided they had enough with Gamerality.
by JohnGordon July 11, 2008
an obese organism. They can be found breeding in the basements of houses. In order to live, they will steal a fridge, a toilet, and a gaming setup. At this point they sit down and grow bigger as they consume the necessary energy found in junk food. Soon all of there body is a blob of fat except there hands, which they have exercised into super hands or some shit from years of use. When attacked, gamers defend themselves with foam netherite swords from the game 'minecraft.' To reproduce, they shit out there ass lots of food, which they form into a rough figure which will become a gamer. renounced for there gigantic pp's/holes. They can be any gender. When they achieve anything in any video game, they will scream 'let's go!' at a volume that can cause up to 5.0 earthquakes. When they lose, they will pound there solid graphene keyboard, screeching like a banshee and causing up to 3.0 earthquakes with the pounding and the schreeching.
guy 1: "Theres a gamer in my house!"
guy 2: "Call an exterminater!"
*exterminator comes*
guy 1: "omg please kill the gamer in my basement!!!"
*exterminater goes down*
gamer: *uncomprehinsible nonsense*
gamer: "LETS GOoOOO!!!"
*runs at extrerminator with netherite sword*
exterminator: "AAHHH!!!" *dies*
guy 2: "Call an exterminater!"
*exterminator comes*
guy 1: "omg please kill the gamer in my basement!!!"
*exterminater goes down*
gamer: *uncomprehinsible nonsense*
gamer: "LETS GOoOOO!!!"
*runs at extrerminator with netherite sword*
exterminator: "AAHHH!!!" *dies*
by gaydicky776 June 02, 2023
by wishingford3ath June 13, 2021
That is not very gamer of you.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
A gamer is someone who plays alot of games on a online platform. if you play clash of clans you are not a gamer. or if you play only the generic game at the time e.g. Fortnite battle royale
by BLOCKMASTER64 June 16, 2018