Cartman Eating Turd

A Turd Which Eats Eric Fukin Cartman

Oooh God Look Out for The Cartman Eating Turd

by Card Farting Unicorn August 23, 2016

Every Kyle's got a Cartman.

For every person that does good, they will also have someone who will show hate towards them.

Coined by George Watsky in his song "4am".

Cartman - A character from "South Park" who generally hates on everyone and everything.

Kyle - Another character from "South Park" who usually strives for good and has strong morals.

Cartman constantly annoys and does what he can to make fun of Kyle.

Guy 1 - "I'm always trying to do things out of the goodness of my heart, but I am always made fun of it by this one guy."

Guy 2 - "Hey, every Kyle's got a Cartman."

by Imma KNIGHT November 11, 2013

The Three R's of Eric Cartman

Rich
Revenge
Racist
these are the three r's of eric cartman. things related to eric cartman. that start with r.

Kyle- Wow, Cartman is always coming up with some stupid idea to be racist, get rich, or get revenge.
Kenny- Yeah!

Stan- Those all start with R.
Kenny- The Three R's of Eric Cartman. *chuckle*

by yhjdfhjg June 11, 2023

Cartman

Imagine everything horrible thing and person all wrapped into one fat nine year old kid with an annoying voice.

You know who’s worse than Hitler?? That fat kid Cartman from SouthPark!!

by SteveBalls December 24, 2021

cartman

another word to describe a retarded, fat kid (preferably white)

yo jackie is a gay cartman,

by hugedickrandy August 15, 2025

officer cartman

In a word: Gay.
In multiple words: a person who is so gay that he feels the need to post useless replys ergo, making himself look stupid and, well, Gay.

officer cartman is a gay.

by Mattus Ruttus September 4, 2008

Eric Cartman

The worst South Park character

Eric Cartman is so terrible omg

by Fractured but Whole enjoyer <3 December 23, 2021