n. traffic delay caused by motorists' gawking at any type of car accident, even those on the shoulder of the road. Delays caused by rubberneckers are often the main reason for the slowing of traffic after an accident, rather than the accident itself.
by theodorickb April 12, 2011
Get the rubbernecking delay mug.You swipe right. This person looks pretty appealing. You eventually agree to meet in person and to your tickling delight, this person looks exactly how they did online! The conversation is engaging and she even enjoys star wars, hiking and gaming conventions!
2 months later when you've confessed your undying love, she stops exercising and starts demolishing a party sized packet of chips by herself while watching reality television.
She's comfortable.
She's established a nest.
She's showing her true colours.
She delayed catfished you.
2 months later when you've confessed your undying love, she stops exercising and starts demolishing a party sized packet of chips by herself while watching reality television.
She's comfortable.
She's established a nest.
She's showing her true colours.
She delayed catfished you.
"Mate everything was going well until a few months into the relationship. She's not into hiking at all and has really let herself go. I think this is who she really is!"
"Yeah bro, sounds like you got delayed catfished."
"Yeah bro, sounds like you got delayed catfished."
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Get the dude delay mug.When someone has input delay it means they are a little slow and it can take them up to 5 to 10 seconds to think of how to complete even the most basic of tasks.
"hey why is Noah standing staring into the back of the car"
"oh he has input delay he's thinking of what he opened it for, watch he'll just look then close it again"
"oh he has input delay he's thinking of what he opened it for, watch he'll just look then close it again"
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Get the Input delay mug.A common occurence when speaking to one's father, involving the father leaving a large pause after being asked a question. This is more common in elderly parents.
Bill: Tom, is your dad OK? He's just staring off into the distance...
Tom: Oh he's fine, its just the transdadlantic delay kicking in. He'll answer in a minute.
Tom: Oh he's fine, its just the transdadlantic delay kicking in. He'll answer in a minute.
by Bosw04k April 12, 2010
Get the Transdadlantic delay mug.n. When one delays their time of departure for fecal matter from the anal terminal due to unavoidable circumstance.
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