Part-arded

Someone who is only partially retarded.

"Life is better when you are only part-arded. It's like being paraplegic versus quadraplegic."

by xanadude313 August 14, 2019

Ard

Saying "word" like you've got a schlong down your throat.

Friend 1: "I'm going to the store."

Friend 2: "Ard."

Friend 1: "Why does it sound like you've got a pecker in your mouth?"

by AbruptNutt April 30, 2020

onbo-ARDING

The act of getting onbo.... ARD.

Hey man, you onbo?

Im onbo-ARDING

by Mooseticles May 13, 2022

ard

abbreviation for "already"

"im happy you like me ard"

by bootswitthefurrr October 2, 2023