ugly as...

You can be ugly as:
- a hatful of arseholes
- a busted arse
- a hatful of busted arsholes

You could have:
- been beaten with the ugly stick
- been beaten with the ugly stick, then took it off them and ate it
- fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

You could have a face like:
- a robber's dog (or a thief's dog)
- a smashed pineapple
- a smashed crab
- a dropped pie

You could be so ugly:
- you'd be stuck for a face when the baboon wanted its arse back
- you'd make a train take a dirt road

You're ugly as... if my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards

by Choda Boy 57 October 21, 2006

ugly as sin

Something that is so disgustingly hideous it is comparable to sin itself, not necessarily physically ugly, something so disturbingly ugly it makes your stomach churn.

1. The old renault Twingo is as ugly as sin.

2. Jesus Christ that girl is as ugly as sin.

by Arthur C September 30, 2007

Ugly As Homemade Sin

The ugliest thing you have ever seen in your entire life.

That dress is ugly as homemade sin. She is a sweet girl and smart too, which is good because she is ugly as homemade sin.

by The Ladybug Whispers ... May 28, 2016

Ugly As Fuck

Someone Who Is So Ugly It hurts Your Eyes To Look at Them Or So Ugly You Find The Nearest Sharp Object And Stab Yourself And The Ugly Mut.
ugly hurting eyes mut

Joe: Damn, Shes Ugly As Fuck, How Are You Still looking At Her?
Bruce: *searching for sharp object*

by ``Kelsi January 16, 2008

ugly as fuck

someone who is so ugly.

You are ugly as fuck, bitch. get the fuck off my lawn.

by jackassproductions February 20, 2009

ugly as homemade sin

A very southern phrase refering to the act of incest.

"that's as ugly as homemade sin!"

by C. Hardy October 13, 2006

ugly as a hat full of arseholes

someone who is incredibaly ugly and not even a mother could love them

your as ugly as a hat full of arseholes

by nwaa April 23, 2006