Not to jack my self off

Similar to “not to toot my own horn”, it’s said before someone is going to talk about what makes them great.

Not to jack my self off but I do have the nicest ‘69 mustang.

Not to jack my self off by Unk22 August 5, 2022

Speaking to Jack the Cat 

Speaking to this cat means jacking off or playing with your pussy as if its a guitar, usually applied to females but is not gender specific could also be applied to men (Speaking to Jack the sausage).

Are you going to speak to Jack the Cat?
How often do you talk to Jack the Cat?
Did you enjoy speaking to Jack the Cat?

Speaking to Jack the Cat by SteelCraftHD January 22, 2020

talk to Jackson 

Take 20 bucks for the info given.

Q: So where was Ray last time you saw him?
A: I'll talk to Jackson.

talk to Jackson by mrjimmy December 9, 2008

going to jackson 

Code word for jacking off.

I'm going to watch porn tonight and then im going to jackson

going to jackson by coositer April 23, 2009

Goon to Jackson F Day 

Are you lonely and need to goon do it to Jackson he will help and give you Dr Pepper pretty cool

Goon to Jackson F day : To bust on Jackson and Others

Goon to Jackson F Day by NotTtuck10- August 20, 2025

back-to-back jacks 

1. In baseball, when two consecutive batters each hit a home run.
2. The act is sitting back-to-back with someone, while giving each other reach-around manual stimulation.

1. "Dude, I went to the Orioles game last night and Roberts and Markakis hit back-to-back jacks!"
"What was the final score?"
"They lost 10-2."

2. Tom and Kevin had some drunken back-to-back jacks last night, claiming it's not gay if they can't see what they're doing

back-to-back jacks by Castrati July 25, 2011

To pull a jackson 

To insult a teachers age

To pull a Jackson on ms.Smith is to insult her age

To pull a jackson by Spotlight uhh March 8, 2019