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The Werewolf 

Like A Gorilla Mask. You Shave Your Pubic Hair, Stash It Close By, When A Girl is On Her Knees (and You're Standing) Performing Fallatio on You, When You Give Her "The Money Shot" You Grab The Shaved Pubes With Both Hands And Throw It on The Wet Load on Your Sexual Partners Face While Yelling "A-Whooooooooooo!" (Like What A Werewolf, Wolf, Coyote, Dog, Canine sounds like, If Done Correctly She Should look like a Werewolf. Also Called A Wolfman
"Yeah, We Went To My Place, We Watched THE MONSTER SQUAD, Then I Hit That Bitch With A Werewolf Of My Own."
The Werewolf by Ibble February 18, 2005

The Werewolf 

Being so sexually depraved that you'll shag anything no matter how ugly or rancid.

Can be cured by wanking - to provide post nut clarity.
"Oii mush The Werewolf came out last night, fucked some ugly bird from tinder"

Killing the werewolf 

Shaving any stray hairs growing between the eyebrows. These may otherwise have grown into a unibrow, thus causing you to look like a werewolf.
Her: Come on! Let's go already!
Him: Yeah, I'll be right out. I'm just killing the werewolf.
Killing the werewolf by Aulin July 21, 2009