The softserve is performed from the doggy style position. When you about to cum, instead of blowing the load on her back you pull out and shoot the cum in your cupped hand. Then while still behind her you swing the handfull of gift around and smack her in the face with it. Like scooping ice cream. That is the softserve.
by badass757 May 17, 2006
Get the the softservemug. Bro #1: Dude did you hook up with Polly last night?
Bro #2: Nah man...i pulled a Softserve and left awkwardly.
Bro #2: Nah man...i pulled a Softserve and left awkwardly.
by SangiPlaysTennis June 12, 2016
Get the Softservemug. What bro hasn't had a drunken sexual encounter, where no matter how said bro tries, they're too fucked up to make shit work. That is softserve.- A more acceptable, and encompassing synonym for whiskey dick.
Bro 1: Dude, I heard you hooked up with that girl from the party, how was it?
Bro 2: Shitty man, after I shotgunned that 4loko, I couldn't get my mind right. She was hot, and I wanted to get hard, but it was total softserve.
Bro 2: Shitty man, after I shotgunned that 4loko, I couldn't get my mind right. She was hot, and I wanted to get hard, but it was total softserve.
by chris7ian December 2, 2010
Get the Softservemug. by yohan :) November 20, 2010
Get the Softservemug. The act of a man dropping a nice cold scoop of ice cream of any flavor into his partners vagina and then plowing her from behind. After the vicious plowing the woman squats down and squeezes the icecream mixed with jizz into a bowl or cone. The mixture comes out like a softserve icecream. After producing a beautiful swedish softserve one may dine upon its cold salty delight.
by FecalxxRampage April 16, 2009
Get the Swedish Softservemug. The act of taking a shit.
by JustAsillyGoose32 February 19, 2011
Get the Whippin' up some softservemug. During sexual intercourse one partner feels the need to swirl a twirl of dedication on their lovers buttocks.
by opeake January 18, 2020
Get the Columbus Softservemug.