No one gives a fuck

No one cares.

- I just got a new phone!
- Dude, no one gives a fuck.

by Totallynotmyrealnamexxx May 12, 2018

No one gives a fuck

Response to a person or situation that you could give less than two shits about.

Hey look, I just found what my name REALLY

No one gives a fuck!

by Everyone Else in the World November 24, 2021

no one gives a fuck brad

The extreme act of no more shits being given. Can be used in any act of lost hope and caring of a situation, especially in the instance of wearing the wrong color sweater on the wrong day.

"You're wearing a pink sweater, and it's Tuesday....

No one gives a fuck Brad."

by MBM Corp. October 14, 2016

I'm the one you don't fuck with

A phrase you use when introducing yourself, a phrase that is shrouded in mystery and makes you look like a total badass.

Guy #1: Hey, who is that guy in the dark corner?

Guy #2: I don't know, lets ask him.

(Walk up to the badass)

Guy #1: Who are you?

Badass: I'm the one you don't fuck with...

Guy #1 & #2: O.O

by dogottsel August 27, 2013

One Time When Fuck You

A Phrase You Use If You're Telling A Story And Get Interrupted Or Just At Random Times So They Think You're Gonna Tell Them A Story But Instead They A Get A Fuck You

You : Hey One Time When I Was Riding My Electric Scooter And ..

Person : * Interrupts You * Hey What About When ..

You : * Interrupt Him Back * Oh Yeah One Time When Fuck You

Example 2 :

You : One Time When Fuck You

Person : Oh I Don't Remember That One

by Lmfao 😄 May 8, 2014

One Time When Fuck You

A Phrased Use When You Are Telling A Story To People One Fuck Ass Decides To Interrupt You Or Just Something To Say So People Think You're Gonna Tell A Story But It Just Leads To A Fuck You .

Example 1
You : Hey One Time I Was Riding An Electric Scooter And ...

Person : * Interrupts You * Oh That Reminds Of This One Time ..

You : * Interrupt Back * Oh Yeah It Reminds Me Of That One Time When Fuck You

Example 2 :

You : Oh Hey One Time When Fuck You

Person : Dick ..

by Scoutt_cx May 8, 2014

scale of one to fucked

A scale used to measure how fucked a situation is. Typically used when the question is not whether or not a situation is fucked, but to what degree.

Alex: Hey guys, we just ran out of gas.

Bob: So, where do we fall on a scale of one to fucked?

Alex: The nearest gas station is fifteen miles away.

Bob: So... fucked.

by ShitsIntense December 7, 2009