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The GUMS

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An imaginary aliment suffered occasional by office employees. Actually an acronym that stands for "gotta use my sick-time." Used to describe someone who calls in sick without actually being sick simply to use up sick time before it expires.
"Bob is out sick today? I hope it's nothing serious"
"Nah, I think he just has a case of The GUMS"
by TheAdamBomb13 November 13, 2018
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The Gums

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The act of one person almost solely carrying a conversation with another person. Often the "conversation" is more of a lecturing or complaining by the person talking.
That broad kept giving me the gums, she wouldn't shut up.
by Soup April 11, 2005
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poppin off at the gums

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Lisa was poppin off at the gums at gym today.
by TheREALBADBOY September 6, 2014
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thumbing-the-gums

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A scholarly term for female masturbation.
"It doesn't matter that Brad didn't call because I'm busy thumbing-the-gums anyway."
by Nora J. April 24, 2010
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