Now THAT'S a pimped out strat!

the ultimate sign of passion and affection for a stratocaster guitar

PERSON 1! hey i got this new strat

PERSON 2! Now THAT'S a pimped out strat!

by marl December 17, 2006

let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet

Don't jump to conclusions, or let's not start celebrating yet. Cautious and borderline pessimistic optimism.
Similar: don't count your chickens before they hatch
Variant: "Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."

"I just got a letter that said I won a sweepstakes, but let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."
"I just bought PAX tickets on eBay, but the seller had a picture of himself with a neckbeard, so let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet."

by Sqrxz July 6, 2015

Strat Swagger

Similar to its coined root term "Swagger" which is defined as the certain manner in which someone conducts themselves in both walk, talk, and general style; "Strat Swagger" may be used in place of "Swagger", given the following conditions are present: A) The individual being referred to as having "Strat Swagger" must have a not too severe to be dangerous, but severe enough to be noticeable attraction to underage members of the opposite sex. B) Younger members of the opposite sex must have a not too severe to be dangerous, but severe enough to be noticeable attraction to them. C) They must maintain at all times a level of energy noticeably higher than any other person in the room at one time. D) They must enjoy at least a handful of songs which they listen to publically from every single genre of music in existence. E) They must either own, or want to own subwoofers in their personal vehicle so as other people may be given warning of their approach. F) 95% of their Facebook profile pictures must have been taken candidly from a crazy party or dance event. G) They must go to college and love the college scene.

"Wow, the DJ of this party is crazy! Can you see the level of strat swagger in his walk?

by merristrain November 10, 2009

Strat strat

The kind of text message that sends you to urban dictionary to decipher

Last night that chicka sent me some strat strat. I have no idea what she was trying to say.

by Redman73 August 9, 2021

O’Nella’s Straw

O’Nella’s Straw is a philosophical term once coined by the great philosopher Sam O’Nella, on his famous work “Kinds of Straws”, a revered piece of entertainment and philosophical thinking.

The concept of O’Nella’s Straw is comparable to Occam’s Razor, a thought process where we should prever simple explanations for things that cannot be proven.

The main difference between the two is t he fact that the Straw is only applicable to straws of any kind.

“Has a firm believer of O’Nella’s straw, I find that the child using that bent monstrosity in this Oliver Garden establishment is a disgrace from humanity.”

by B. C. Santos March 2, 2021

Banovski’s Straw

When a gentleman curls his tongue to form a straw while eating out a chick, in order to extract the pussy juices.

He was thirsty so he used Banovski’s straw.

by Uncle Ron January 13, 2020

straw nazi's

The group of people that want to put an end to using plastic straws. You'll need to use a paper straw for your margarita or soft drink that will go limp after a couple of sucks (just like Adolf did).

The Straw Nazi's will force you to use a paper straw for your margarita or soft drink that will go limp after a couple of sucks (just like Adolf did).

by Plastic Man July 12, 2018