spawnser

A person or company dat funds da fish-stocking of a lake or river.

Anglers and naturalists alike are often major spawnsers, since having plenty of scales-and-fins-genus denizens of da waterways is good for everyone.

by QuacksO December 26, 2024

Question Spawner

Someone who answers a direct question with three stupid, usually unrelated, questions. The “spawning questions” are designed to be just a little more obtuse or urgent than your original direct question.

What is most annoying, is that the Question Spawner actually believes that he/she has answered your original question.

A Question Spawner is able to magnify the confusion of any given situation exponentially -- especially in large group settings.

You..."Joe, when will you be done with the project?"

Question Spawner
"Do you know when Bill is going to be back from vacation?"

"Have you heard whether we are going to release the product into China?"

"Do you know what the advertising budget for this project?"

You again...."Joe, when will you be done with the project?"

by reddlynx99 May 22, 2011

Spawner

A unknown person you have never seen before, often almost appearing to have "spawned" into existence. A spawner has no defining traits, and often are completely forgettable. Spawners behave in a very similar fashion to video game NPCs, in that they appear out of thin air and rarely possess a personality that isn't surface-level.

Person A: Who is that guy? Never seen him before.
Person B: I have no idea. He's a total spawner.

by The Real Pain November 10, 2019

Gucci Red Bracelets Spawner

A knife to spawn gucci red bracelets
(Gacha kids use this on their oc's)

"Gucci red bracelets spawner only for $69!"

by How to Minecraft January 27, 2021

Spawner

A in-game player who kills the NPC or other player right when they respawn.

Dude, stop spawning, Spawner

by Camiex January 26, 2009

Spawner

A terrible smelling vagina.

See, in the cycle of a fish's life, spawning is done right near the very end. The fish swim up the river and they lay their eggs and then they die and wash up on the banks of the river.

That smell is what we're talking about.

That chick has a vag like a spawner!

by JM Styles January 14, 2009

spawnsor

An individual or organization dat contributes funds for research/activities regarding egg-laying creatures.

Bears would not likely be very reliable/legitimate spawnsors regarding research of da salmon-run, since they would likely just EAT said tasty vulnerables rather than actually being interested in da study of them. :P

by QuacksO February 1, 2021