shrode

a penis that is longer than it is wide.

Man that dude had the biggest shrode i had ever seen!

by the kps October 19, 2008

Shroding

The act of masturbating, then taking a nap. Turns any bad day into a good day.

"Katie's having a bad day, so she's going to go shroding."

"Well, that will turn her bad day into a good day."

by matt86498564752364347857 October 27, 2012

Shrode

A shrode is a simply known as a penis or dick that is shaped as a mushroom hence the dick has a huge a head and as the very same time the penis or dick is also shaped as a chode meaning the penis or dick is short and fat. Overall a shrode is a mix of words mushroom and chode to describe a penis or dick:)

Devyn : maddie did you ever hook up with that guy jake last night?
Maddie : NO YO! Jake has a shrode as a dick.

Devyn: oh yeah ew that's nasty
Maddie: tell me about it. Never liked jake anyways

by DEVISON August 3, 2018

Shrode

A shrode is a simply known as a penis or dick that is shaped as a mushroom hence the dick has a huge a head and as the very same time the penis or dick is also shaped as a chode meaning the penis or dick is short and fat. Overall a shrode is a mix of words mushroom and chode to describe a penis or dick:)

Devyn : maddie did you ever hook up with that guy jake last night?
Maddie : NO YO! Jake has a shrode as a dick.

Devyn: oh yeah ew that's nasty
Maddie: tell me about it. Never liked jake anyways

by DEVISON August 3, 2018

shrode-load

1. unit of weight that is equal to 2.3 metric tons

2. a large amount of produced commodity of a shroder member

can you get me a shrode-load of dirt?

did you see that shrode-load on her face?

by m1dn1gh7t4gg3r January 18, 2011

Shrode

Ruins your loan files and blames others

You really shroded that loan there.

Dropped a shrode and it didnt close

by LoanLingo May 6, 2022

Shrode

A person who does nothing but erg. Usually to intense music.

Shrode reached 5000 meters on the erging machine.

by asdf9999 December 16, 2011