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Rumblies 

Two different types:

Stomach Rumblies: when you can feel a rumbling sensation in your stomach and know that you're either going to throw up or drop deuce

Ass Rumblies: when you feel a rumbling sensation in your ass and you need to find a bathroom asap
ie: "Dude, that Dominoes is definitely giving me the rumblies right now"

"Stop this car right now, I have the ass rumblies and I need to go so bad I'm getting cold sweats"
Rumblies by jevek December 10, 2009
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rumblies 

when you eat college food and you feel some bowel movement in your stomach and you need to find a bathroom immediately.
"i have the rumblies guys, im gonna go disrespect that bathroom."
rumblies by Briggs090991 December 10, 2009

rumblies 

a supposed stomach illness used to get the opposite sex's attention, usually used my males, basically a crappy pick up line
oh, man tailor, i have the rumblies

awww my poor teddy bear
rumblies by ninjados57 January 9, 2009

Rachel's Rumblies 

A severe, painful stomach cramping condition which is caused by the consumption of Rachel's Wickedly Delicious Brand Lemon Verbena Berry Cottage Cheese that is way past its expiration date.

The eater does not recognize the difference between the chunky clottedness of past due cottage cheese and the natural consistency of the product. Also, the mold may be mistakenly thought of as the fruit in the bottom.

The end result of eating this is painful stomach cramps all night long resulting in lack of sleep. There is no release or expulsion of the product, just pain.
Chaz had a late night snack of Rachel's Wickedly Delicious Lemon Verbena Berry Cottage Cheese. Despite its unusual flavor and texture, he finished the whole cup. Four hours later, he was up all night with a severe case of Rachel's Rumblies.

tummy rumblies 

n., a side effect of being hungry or craving food, similar to growlies or the munchies. derived from winnie the pooh's phrase, 'there's a rumbly in my tumbly.'
I've got mad tummy rumblies; can you pass me the chips?
tummy rumblies by Kitteh May 8, 2005

ravioli rumbles 

ravioli rumbles is when you have the deep unrelenting need to have some ravioli. preferably chef Boyardee
Dave: What do you want for dinner tonight John?
John: I think I have the ravioli rumbles
Dave: I'll get the chef Boyardee

the rumbles 

When your tummy gurgles and hurts. Usually, after a Taco Bell binge.
Man that Taco bell gave me the rumbles!!
the rumbles by OoklaGeezus July 1, 2005