Felony Ring(s)

white, sometimes crusty remnants of post-nasal drip caused by "doing a line" or "some lines" of an illegal substance such as cocaine or methaphetamine (speed). Possession of any of these illegal drugs is classified as a felony. These remnants will often form ring(s) in the opening of the nasal passages.
Felony Ring(s)

Those felony ring(s) are going to get you fired!

I know what he had for lunch. Look at those felony ring(s).

Always check your nose in the mirror for felony ring(s) after lunch.

by G's Spot July 20, 2008

What’s your ring size?

Often used by lesbians to refer to fingering. Like, how big are your fingers gonna be when you put them in me

Adora: Hey Catra, what’s your ring size?
Catra: wtf...10.5

by JudeTheSimp May 30, 2021

kiss the Don's ring, or die

(A phrase from Mario Puzo's The Godfather ) meaning: respect my authority, or else...suffer the negative consequences.

Mother: I refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic, now, kiss the Don's ring, or die trying. Adam, go do your homework.

Adam:get of my planet, at least for now, ill do my homework later.

Mother: okay, but, lol, I'm cutting off your allowance if you don't do your homework at all.

Adam: got that.

by Uncle Dimma May 3, 2014

Devil's Ring

The bung, the anus, the sphincter, the oring.

Rhonda ate too many jalapeño peppers and wound up with one fiery Devil's Ring.

by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015

Devil’s Ring

When the bung hole just burns with fire. The O Ring is tender to the touch. Typically from liquid fire shits or a brutally rough round of anal sex.

Harvey had to run to the drug store for a little salve to sooth the devil’s ring.

That prostite has to have a devil’s ring today after pounded her ass last night.

by Eaton Holgoode October 29, 2017

Saturn’s Ring

The ring around a woman’s butthole, especially when it’s darker.

Yo dude, did you see her Saturn’s Ring? It’s so much darker! I wanna fuck it so badly.

by Jackthesnacc March 24, 2020

Satan's Ring

The intense discomfort caused by chaffing around the vagina and anus after a night of heavy passion, leaving the victim with a serious case of Satan's Ring.

'After last night I'm suffering from a serious case of Satan's Ring'

by stepbanter August 20, 2014