Slap Shot Regatta

A Game In Which 2 Players Take A Series of Slap Shots At Eachother, One As A Goalie, usually Ill-equiped (uses pillows, couch cushions, cardboard, rope and other household items). most commonly played in North American Basements.

My Brother called me a pussy so i challenged him to a game of Slap Shot Regatta

by Pungkrawk April 12, 2010

SlapShot Regatta

A duel. Faceoff between two foes. Sometimes in someone’s basement, sometimes not.

That Carolina Big Cat vs Washington Team game was a back and forth slapshot regatta if I’ve ever seen one. Some serious Wild Cards played critical roles….Cheese burgers nice try guys.

by Scotty Jericho November 21, 2021

Sharpen the Battle Oar for the Regatta

Code used by closeted gay men to communicate their intent on attending a gay sex orgy;

Sharpen= lubricate

Battle Oar= one's penis

Regatta= public place, usually a highway rest stop or secluded park bench, where homosexual men go to have unprotected sex with multiple anonymous partners

Mike: Hey Dave, what are you up to tonight?

Dave: I'm so stressed. I'm ready to sharpen the battle oar for the regatta. (wink)

Mike: Sounds good. I'll see you there. (gently taps foot)

by Crewman April 29, 2009