Superman's Pal

A term that describes yourself as the victim of a "friend" who thinks nothing of playing horrific practical jokes on you, telling lies that border on insanity & oft-times, treating the opposite sex like absolute garbage.

This comes from any number of Superman comics of the 60's, where The Man of Steel was a complete dick - teaching his friends "lessons", usually at great & mentally-scarring expense and treating Lois Lane like a bug under glass for the express purpose of emotional torture.

Jimmy: Did you see what Clark did to me? He had a fake lottery ticket printed up & I thought I had won five million dollars! But it was just another of his sick jokes! I really could've used that money, too, with my mom dying and all...

Perry: Superman's Pal. (chuckle)

by wesley2006 January 23, 2008

"Pal"entine's Day

Cards, gifts and messages that are exchanged between friends on Valentine's Day.

Happy "Pal"entine's Day!

by Pickledpig Tweet February 14, 2021

pal skank

A pal skank is someone who flashes her nasty ass flame tattoo around like she's Sharon Stone or something.

Look, I'm Kara, I have saggy tits, I'm a wannabe firefighter, and I suck VIP dick. Cos I'm a pal skank.

Look, I'm Kara, I have saggy tits, I'm a wannabe firefighter, and I suck VIP dick. Cos I'm a pal skank.

by Elsalv December 15, 2013

Pal Sex

When Meth (Pot) Cookie has sex with random men on Palringo because Pal marriage.

Cookie: Lets have Pal sex.
34 Random Guys: Yes.

by The Metal King February 10, 2017

Gal Pal Soulmate

A Gal Pal Soulmate is a friend whom completes like she is your lover. But really she is your best friend.

"Omg Kp!" Neal exclaimed. "We are literally always on the same page. You're my Gal Pal Soulmate."

by Kp&Neal December 4, 2015

side pal

A friend that you don’t want others to know is a friend. Much like a side chick.

Arnie I’m sorry you can’t come to the movies with Ken and I. He is a real pal and you’re just a side pal. He might not want to hang if he knows we are friends.

by Arnie “Fuckboi” Gomez October 9, 2020

My Sex Pal

My Sex Pal

Pretty simple definitio...lol
Same thing as a F-Buddy!

This person isnt even a friend with benefits,
just a sex pal!

Sorry, no poker tonight, I have My Sex Pal stoppin by!

by Rock Red April 18, 2009