ondoard

Its like onboard but you're stupid and you already opened a git brunch and can't edit it

Commit to ondoard brunch

by ami_laravel_pari April 27, 2022

onboarding

Adding a new resource to a project or work team and completing all internal bureaucracy that entails.

Our project team needs to complete onboarding for our new resources.

by BoomerBrown November 12, 2013

onboard

Already fitted to your computer as part of the main circuitry on the motherboard. The alternative is a separate expansion card which is attached to the motherboard via a special port.

'onboard AGP graphics', would mean it has built-in AGP graphics facilities.

by Amin Anari August 24, 2005

Onboarded

Being "Onboarded" is the intransitive process of acquiring, accommodating, assimilating and accelerating new team members, whether they come from outside or inside the organization. The prerequisite to successful onboarding is getting your organization aligned around the need and the role

"You've been onboarded!"
"Oh, thank you a lot!"

by Sentrysapper October 29, 2009

passenger onboard

A turd in the waiting room

I've got a passenger onboard who needs to leave, i.e. there's a Mersey trout in the departure lounge.

by Duneboy April 16, 2017

Onboarding

The act of pissing in somebody's face whilst simultaneously fingering your own arse hole.

Hey, I'm going to Cindy's later. It'll be all netflix and chill and then I'm totally onboarding the slut!

by Ralphpumuy April 9, 2021

Odoardi

The best italian last name for italians. Most Odoardis like pizza and especially black ferraris.

I'm such an odoardi

by ASSENAV3104 March 31, 2017