oaking

The act of jerking off on an oak tree

Person 1: oh dude let’s go have a oak jerk with the guys.
Person 2: hell yah hat sounds great I fucking live oaking!

by QueenBee27 January 24, 2018

oaking

The act of one jerking off onto an oak tree.

Person 1: yo dude, let’s go have a nice circle oak with the guys!
Person 2: oh hell yah that sounds great I love oaking!

by QueenBee27 January 24, 2018

Oaking

The act of Oaking someone, otherwise known as leaving someone on read, because they just don't give a damn about what you have to say.

Oaking.
Example: Dammit Tony, she Oak'd me again. She's probably still probably doesn't give a shit.

by Inspector Bullshit July 2, 2019

Oaking

Originally born from the Pokemon internet community
A shortening of the phrase "Professor Oak-ing",

A transitive Verb: Attempting to or succeeding at seducing an acquaintance's mother

"I'm straight up professor Oaking that bitch."
"Your mom is getting Oaked"
"I talked to this guy on the internet who said he was Oaking my Mom"

by HardOak August 15, 2019

Oaking

A way of pleasuring yourself for guys . Before finishing shove a stick into the hole where u pee , and spin it , it gains pressure because the jizz is tryna come out and shoots out like a rocket ship .

I have started oaking yesterday , my friends say after oaking more it will not hurt anymore.

by OAELER April 28, 2024

Professor oakin

When a mentor sends you on a journey so he can bang your single mother

Almight is straight up professor oakin deku

by Saugy_are_died March 10, 2020

ooking

making ape-like noises

"Excuse me sir, what time is it?" asked Andy
threatened by the sudden question, Roy started ooking like a chimp at Andy and threw some faeces on him

by holyX October 25, 2017