not lol

What you say when something is not funny, but mistaken for being funny - usually on IMs.

Stephen: "I have a massive assignment due tomorrow and I haven't started!"
Zalman: "lol"
Stephen: "not lol"

by saya_kucing July 20, 2011

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A tiktor who likes bandu and sometimes post also hates bad people

Have u heard of totally_not_bandu.lol! They make good content

No but I will soon

by The_blobmepbobmebe May 20, 2022

lol, not exactly

in an argument, when the reality is the exact opposite of what is being assumed by the person you are having an argument/ debating with.

boy a) so you did it with your girlfriend and now what she's pregnant?

boy b): haha. lol, not exactly.and since since when does every flash-bang adventure have to lead to a troglodithe?

boy a) lol, roflmao. Sirius, you are so funny sometimes.

by Uncle Dimma August 12, 2012

lol, not exactly

in an argument, when the reality is the exact opposite of what is being assumed by the person you are having an argument/ debating with.

boy a) so you did it with your girlfriend and now what she's pregnant?

boy b): haha. lol, not exactly.and since since when does every flash-bang adventure have to lead to a troglodithe?

boy a) lol, roflmao. Sirius, you are so funny sometimes.

by Uncle Dimma May 23, 2012

lol, not exactly

in a question-answer conversation or argument, when the reality is the exact opposite of what is being assumed by the person you are debating with.

boy a) so you a flash-bang with your girlfriend and now what? she's pregnant?

boy b): haha. lol, not exactly. and since since when does every flash-bang adventure have to lead to a troglodithe? or a beautiful disaster?

by Uncle Dimma December 19, 2012

lol, not exactly

in a question-answer conversation/argument, when the reality is the exact opposite of what is being assumed by the person you are debating with.

boy a) so you had a flash-bang with your girlfriend and now what? she's pregnant?

boy b): haha. lol, not exactly. and since since when does every flash-bang have to lead to a troglodithe? or a beautiful disaster?

by Uncle Dimma July 30, 2016

lol, not exactly

When in a conversation or argument, what is assumed by your interlocutor is the exact opposite of what you are actually telling them.

Boy a) I hooked up with a cute redhead girl last night.

Boy b) so now what? She's carrying your baby, haha.

Boy a): lol, not exactly. And since when does every hook up have to lead to a beautiful disaster?

by Uncle Dimma July 9, 2017