nonni

The imaginary pet your kids have because you can't aford a really one.

What is that noise coming from up stairs?
It's just a our kids playing with Nonni

by Penetrator-Chris January 6, 2017

Nonnigots

A particularly cute and endearing baby, child person or dog.

What a little nonnigots.
My dog is one little nonnigots.
Their daughter sure is a nonnigots.

by DrCPA June 5, 2020

One Knee Noni

A person who is learning to surf and is able to get to the standing position by going to the knee first. Unlike Two Foot Tony who is able to go straight from the chest to the feet.

Look at that One Knee Noni. With a bit more practice they will surely be a Two Foot Tony.

by YaboiJmoon February 15, 2020

London Silly Nannies

According to Family Guy, the worst American Football team in Europe.

"We're selling your contract, and the only team that'll buy it is the worst team in the league, the London Silly Nannies."

by CheyenneTheBrave July 24, 2012

Crooks and nannies

When a person is stoned out of their mind they will say this word when refering to a small crevice within a object

Don't forget to clean all of the crooks and nannies in that ceiling fan.

by The X stoner-in-law January 7, 2009

noniversary

the anniversary of the day you broke up with your spouse/significant other.

the great thing about a noniversary is you don't have to spend any cash, unlike an anniversary

by James OhhhhNeill April 20, 2009

Nomnipotent

Adjective used to describe someone who has the ability to eat anything.

A: I think that guy just ate a car tyre.
B: He must be nomnipotent.

by plexicon March 16, 2009