my cat

a fucking bitch who hates me with a burning passion for no reason what so ever !!!

my cat is a bitch

by Calista h May 30, 2021

my cat

An ungrateful being that has a foot fetish.

(Insert interresting name):"Uhm..Why is your cat licking your feet?..."
Me:"I DONT YOU KNOW YOU TELL ME!!"
My cat:"Meow *sLuRp*"

by woofwofbarkbark September 6, 2021

my cat

Slang for girlfriend, usually a secret girlfriend. Cat relates to a female girlfriend due to her anatomy, a pussy ... my pussy cat, They drop the pussy, and it becomes just "my CAT", or cat.

When I go home on leave, I don't know which to go see first my wife or "my cat."

The person is trying to keep his girlfriend secret by talking about her in code, in case someone else hears them. He can plausibly deny that he was talking about a kitty cat, not his secret girlfriend that he has on the side or down low.

by NewVision June 22, 2008

my cat is on fire

A phrase used by gamers when they want to not play or avoid getting owned in a game.

1. Can we remake? My cat is on fire.

2.
Person A: Why did he leave?
Person B: His cat is on fire.

by Mcspazatron March 31, 2012

Brush my cat

Grooming your pubic hair; commonly referring to a woman’s pubic hair.

“I gotta go brush my cat for my date later tonight. If you know what I mean.”

by Persefor. DickBaiter July 26, 2019

water my cat

Get da pussy wet.

"Hayden, I'm going to need you to water my cat tomorrow." Said Riley

by Heho07 August 23, 2016

slob on my cat

to eat a girl out; suck her pussy

slob on my cat cuz u kno its fat

by DulCe SeDucCion February 16, 2005