moxley

(v)--To completely screw a situation or action.

Originates from a tiny, cold, furry little creature lurking about in east tennessee. This creature is adept at climbing and shivering to keep its small body size a little warmer.
Ex. 1:
"dude, why didnt you have sex with her last night?"

"it just wouldn't work, man. I swear I was sick...I even went to the emergency room."

"you totally Moxley'd that up, fatso."
by the hungry yeti June 25, 2008
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Moxley

Code word for “Tom is gay
Tom:

Anyone: “Moxley”
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Jon Moxley

The best CZW wrestler to ever live.
Joe: Did you see TNA last night?
Bob: Hell no I was watching Jon Moxley on CZW!
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Jon Moxley

The best CZW wrestler of all time.
Joe: Did you see TNA last night?
Bob: Hell no I was watching CZW where Jon Moxley was kicking ass!
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Jon Moxley

Jon Moxley is the definition of " i'mma make you cum just by looking at me"
"Hey remember when i jon moxleyed you last night ?"

" yeah… "
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Jon Moxley

Is Dean Ambrose long lost twin but he left because he had some dirty deeds
Dean is better than Jon Moxley
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pulling a moxley

When a teacher assigns a homework assignment or a project at the last second of class.
Person 1: Dude wanna come over and play CoD over the weekend?
Person 2: Naa man I can't my english teacher keeps pulling a moxley.
Person 1: Ha! Sucks for you.
by Aranguyxyz June 06, 2011
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