may 26

may 26 is national eat pussy day.

richie: yooooo it’s may 26,, you know what that means?

eddie: what does that mean?

richie: it’s national eat pussy day!!!

eddie: i hate you

by dinkyjkdi October 15, 2019

may 26

the day we celebrate our god that is Shrek, we watch every movie and everything to do with him to keep him happy

remember that may 26 is shrek day

by skkwndowks November 5, 2020

May 26

The day an absolute unit and legend was born

person 1: Did you remember that today is May 26?
person 2: Oh shit its the legend’s day!

by curlyheadedbadbih October 29, 2019

May 26

The most beautuful persons birthday

On may 26 the best pepole Are born

by Senior elite October 30, 2019

May 26

may 26 is when the baddest bitches was born baby!! if u was born on may 26 you a bad bitch periodt .

Ashley:hey bitch when is yo birthday
lisa: may 26 bitch
ashley: ok u a bad bitch periodt

by thought a broke bitch said sum November 3, 2020

May 26

Get your male friend a girlfriend day.
Pick a male friend and hook him up with his crush.

Ryan: Hey Owen it’s May 26. You know what that means!
Owen: for the last time! I don’t like my twin brother!!

by EarBurgalar69420 October 22, 2019

May 26

May 26 is the day when you have to tell your best friend your darkest secrets. The ones you ever tell anyone.

Friend: Hey it’s May 26
You: Really, ok, my darkest secret is....

by JetzibeAri April 23, 2019