Stroking your ego with self serving rationalizations in the face of undeniable mathematical proof to the contrary.
Karl Rove's prolonged display of mathtrobation was a pathetic attempt to argue Mitt Romney could/would win Florida when it was determined numerically he could not.
by czoggit11 November 19, 2012
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by MATHCAMP09 July 31, 2009
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(n.) The act of deriving equations just for the sake of deriving them, at no apparent gain to the student.
In verb form, to mathturbate is to perform such menial mathematical labor.
mathturbatory: characterized by excessive mathturbation
In verb form, to mathturbate is to perform such menial mathematical labor.
mathturbatory: characterized by excessive mathturbation
"The professor spent three hours deriving the equation on the board because he thought it would help us understand the concept better; really, however, he just confused us with his senseless mathturbation."
"The homework problem required hours of mathturbation, with the end result being a simple identity that appears in the index of every text."
"The homework problem required hours of mathturbation, with the end result being a simple identity that appears in the index of every text."
by D. S. A. September 22, 2007
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Mathurbation - My boss mathurbated with me for an hour today
I need a cigarette after 2 hours of mathurbation
I need a cigarette after 2 hours of mathurbation
by beingmathur March 11, 2017
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Carter was mathturbating in the shower early in the morning.
When Hannah was in History, she was so bored that she used mathturbation to relieve her stress.
After another lonely night, Justin mathturbated before going to sleep and was able to escape into a world of reals and dreams.
When Hannah was in History, she was so bored that she used mathturbation to relieve her stress.
After another lonely night, Justin mathturbated before going to sleep and was able to escape into a world of reals and dreams.
by Mathturbator34 October 23, 2012
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"Dude, did you see Karl Rove last night totally Mathturbate himself last night with his white board right before President Obama was re-elected."
"Yeah, He was really going at it with his magical white board"
"Dude, did you see Karl Rove last night totally Mathturbate himself last night with his white board right before President Obama was re-elected."
"Yeah, He was really going at it with his magical white board"
by FactsMatter(except FAUX NEWS) November 15, 2012
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by AbnormalBoy December 2, 2004
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