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Lorens

1) A person who is kind, sympathetic, empathetic, loyal to friends, trustworthy, and one of a kind.
2) Can be good: sweet funny kind loving energetic
3) Can be bad: slacker, abusive, single still!
4)and can also be depressing at times
the only thing that can be said about this person is that no matter what friends and family are important to her. She can be lost trying to find her way and hanging on for the ride or just on the fast track to disaster. Loves to read, write poetry and be out with friends. Is almost always saying or doing something odd or goofy and tends to annoy people/ friends. the one that not all can agree on the definition for...
"Who is that ?"
"Oh! that's Lorens, she's always trying to help someone"
by smilioso November 20, 2011
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lorens

It is a veru vulgar word taken from Poland.
It means someone very stupid and slowly thinking also this person is dorky.
You're such a lorens...
by Stefansikojanos July 17, 2006
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Lorens

A nice person and would be happy to be your friend and would be crazy sometimes, sweet, would be there for you but gets really high with soda but Lorens is a generous person to be with.
Lorens is nice
by nooni_dahbest March 19, 2019
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Lorens

Lorens or it’s official name Lorensberga Skola is often seen as a shithole and I couldn’t agree more but I definitely could be worse but I think Lorens is a place to go if you feel particularly happy and want to be very sad and depressed.
The school is located ins Sweden in the region Dalarna and in the city Ludvika aka Ludervika, but I feel sad it’s so close to the holy village of Saxdalen, so close but so far away:(
-yo what school do you go to?
-oh me? Lorens
-fuck you
by lillgurra_aka_shortginger November 28, 2022
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Lorena

Latin/European. Lorena’s are usually very bubbly and energetic. Really artsy and creative and has a very unique taste in music. Can roast you till you’re a pile of burnt ashes on the floor. She is very loyal and always has your back. Super affectionate to those she loves. Lorena’s often have a very dirty humour and everything seems funny to her. Lorena’s also have some insecurities that she doesnt like to talk about. She can be very distant and depressed at times but tries to hide it from others so they don’t worry. Lorena’s usually have beautiful dark hair and even darker eyes. Lorena is very smart and can make any guy fall for her. Lorena’s are really good at keeping secrets and always know how to comfort her friends. She is super loving and very flirtatious with her loved one. Make sure to never let go of a Lorena because chances are you’ll regret it very much after.
Guy1: That girl is so cute!
Guy2: yeah, that’s lorena
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Lorenzo Berkshire

a kind, hot guy from the Wattpad story “Filthy”. He’s a slytherin with mommy & daddy issues. cousin & best friend to Draco Malfoy.
My favorite character from “Filthy” is Lorenzo Berkshire.
by wattpadlover January 13, 2021
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Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn was born in Switzerland in the spring of 1974. He was placed in a basket and tossed into a river immediately following his birth. After traveling downstream for miles, he was found by a young Milanese woman who raised him, naming his Lorenzo after her father, and Von Matterhorn to reflect his Swiss heritage.

Lorenzo was diagnosed with a condition called phallumegally (bigness of penis) at a young age. He grew up unable to ride a bike or feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. He has applied for penis reduction surgery many times, but the doctors have said that, sadly, that is not an option.

He is the founder of Von Matterhorn Industries International Unlimited Global Inc., or VMIIUGI, and was once named billionaire of the week by Big Business Journal.

See The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn.
By pretending to be Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, Barney managed to convince a woman to sleep with him.
by lilypotter56 July 25, 2012
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