Howard's kids 

The term used to describe undesirable persons born in Australia after 2002 to dead shit bogan parents who bred just to get the $3k-$5k baby bonus introduced by the Howard Government.

The crime rate in Australia is beginning to spike as Howard's kids come of criminal age and you 'aint seen nothing yet!

Howard's kids by KindExtremist July 31, 2019

Cosby's Kids

Poop, or turds. This phrase is used as an alternate term for referring to taking a dump.

"I don't think that burrito I had for lunch today is sitting well. I think I'm gonna have to head to the restroom and take Cosby's Kids for a swim."

Cosby's Kids by Potato Sack February 9, 2009

garvey's kids 

describes a person who has a celebrity father that he or she has never or rarely met. Named after famed baseball player Steve Garvey and his fathering of multiple children from extramarital affairs.

My friend Jim is the son of R&B legend Screamin' Jay Hawkins. He's totally one of garvey's kids.

garvey's kids by Chiggers Dudley April 13, 2008

Bébé's Kids

A stand-up act- In the original act, Robin's prospective girlfriend asks him to take her and her son to Funworld, but when he agrees, she shows up with four more kids belonging to her friend Bébé. They terrorize everyone at Funworld.

Animated Film- The film made a few changes to the original story, reducing the number of Bébé's kids from four to three, and moving the location from Disneyland to a generic amusement park named "Fun World," which is totally demolished by the kids' antics.

Kids who are extremely noisy and loud and cause destruction, taken from the film. Usually ungroomed.

1. Have you seen Bébé's Kids, Robin Harris stars in it

2.Have you seen the animated film version its just amazing, they also made a game out of it.

3. Someone needs to take care of those Bébé's Kids

Bébé's Kids by SoHumhallelujah April 18, 2009

bebe's kids 

The ridiculously numerous offspring of an irresponsible mother (see clownshoes who doesn't watch her children properly, allows the kids to do whatever they please, and sits around watching TV all day talking on the phone with her friends, and then DENY your allegations of bad parenting and tell you that you have no right telling her how to raise 'her' kids.

It is to be noted that Bebe's kids would not exist if she kept her skirt in the DOWNWARD more often.

Man look at that little girl, running around the restaurant... Oh my God... she broke into the plastic toy display and her mother isn't even watching her! What a Bebe's Kid!

bebe's kids by Kix May 4, 2004

90's kids 

A label that a group of snotty people in their mid twenties to early thirties give themselves because in 2016, Buzzfeed did an onslaught of "oNlY nInEtEeZ kIdZ wIlL rEmEmBuUrR tHiIiIsSsS" listicles, following a trend of them, bragging about "how our generation was so much better" and when trends like "the floor is lava" and fidget spinners came along, an outbreak spread of these jerk-offs bashing "the youths" like they were crochety old people, yelling at them to get off their lawn. Now, in 2018-2019, people have finally picked up on how this behaviour is dumb as hell.

90's kid: Hey James, when were you born?
James: 1997

90's kid: Lol, you're generation sucks, you're not like us 90's kids.
James: Suck a fat one, you Bart Simpson wannabe

90's kid: Hey kid, why do you have a fidget spinner? Lol
Billy: I have ADHD, this helps me to calm down
90's kid: Stupid millennial.
Billy: Your mother never loved you.

90's kid: Hey James, I saw Billy with a fidget spinner, what a loser
James: It helps kids with ADHD and autism calm down, you ignorant prick
90's kid: Lmao James, you're one stupid ass millennial
James: Millennials is basically the same as 90's kids, you cuck

Joe: OMG I love Spongebob Squarepants
90's kid: LOL Joe, I was born in 1989, I grew up with Spongebob
Joe: So?
90's kid: You were born in 2000s, you're too young for Spongebob, STFU
Joe: Kids born in the 2010s are growing up with Spongebob, idiot
90's kid: Yeah but Spongebob started in 1999, it's a real 90's kids show
Joe: That's like calling you an 80's kid because you were born in 1989
90's kid: Yeah..but--
Joe: Shut up arsehole, you're more stuck in the 90's than Sonic the Hedgehog
90's kid: Somebody's JEALOUS they weren't BORN IN THE 90'S
James: You know what? Shut the hell up. You think you're SO COOL, being a pretentious bastard about your "prime era kids shows" when there's plenty of new cartoons coming out that are maybe even better than the 90's stuff. You just refuse to watch it and say you hate it because it wasn't made in your glorious decade. Screw you.

90's kids by Squidris Elba August 21, 2019

fucked up like jerry's kids 

so inebriated that while in the bed next to your girlfriend, you piss on yourself

I was so fucked up like jerry's kids, and even after i washed the sheets that bitch kicked me out!

fucked up like jerry's kids by batash August 4, 2008