Juan Jose is a man with long hair who usually is Mexican and normally dies before his 40s. Juan Jose's are normally funny. The first Juan Jose worked in a circus. On his first day he let go if a rope too early and died. Most Juan Jose fail to get jobs or love life's.
by Patricio Marti November 22, 2014
by WhoseDat??? January 16, 2017
2 Mexican names combined
by Josejuanisthejuan November 30, 2016
he is a mehican god. jeff juan jose likes them memes memes and more memes. Mostly depressing memes.
ya yeet
Yeetus deletus
litty
mo bamba
sicko mode
harambe
memes
ya yeet
Yeetus deletus
litty
mo bamba
sicko mode
harambe
memes
by jeff juan jose boiiis March 06, 2019
Juan is the love of your life. He doesn't know it but he's the only reason you wake up in the morning and makes you feel so special every single day. He doesn't speak English but still talks to you every single day. He is so cute and gives you butterflies and makes you feel like shit when your not with him. He's not your man, but one day he will be.
Me: there's a feeling in my chest and I don't know if it's love or pain because of the fact that Juan isnt mine yet. I'm in love with Juan Jose Lopez
by Jaydasbsf March 09, 2024
A wise man from Mexico who moves to the United States of America to make women and men fall in love with him. This man typically will have a bald head, mustache, and a big dick that he uses as a weapon.
Damn, that Juan Jose Lugo guy....sure got my azz sprung..
I thought I was going to spend the weekend with that Juan Jose Lugo, that nigga had me in lock for 2 years.
I thought I was going to spend the weekend with that Juan Jose Lugo, that nigga had me in lock for 2 years.
by FKN_Lii October 21, 2022
I'm a Juan Jose Santos I'm Dominican, skin color white, have blue/green eyes, tall, I'm pretty cool.
by Juan Jose Santos July 26, 2018