joey jordison

The best drummer in metal history. Plays with Slipknot and wears the kabuki mask with tribal markings. He also plays guitar and back up vocals for the Murderdolls.

Damn, Joey is amazingly sexy!

by Elise esilE June 26, 2005

joey jordison

drumer for slipknot and guitarst formurderdolls
very talented man...and one of the fasts drumers in the history of metal or nu-metal sexy lil bitch AND HES MINE U HEAR! lol...

daniela:hey look its joey and eric!
me: huh wot wear ?!?!
daniela:over there *points at bar*
me holy shit wot are we waiting for?
daniela:i dunno
me:*walks over to joey and befor i can say anything lands on the floor with joey makeing out furiously*
daniela:wow wanna do that to?
eric:ok

by squee June 03, 2005

Joey Jordison

lead drummer for slipknot and guitarist for murderdolls. played guitar first. he is a sic drummer

fraze: dude that guy is short.
dan: you know who that is . thats Joey Jordison

by Alex Frazier August 05, 2005

Joey Jordison

Joey Jordison is the lead drummer for Slipknot, and he is a guitarist for Murderdolls. He is only 5'3", but he is fucking awesome. He's very hot as well.

Joey Jordison fucking rocks!

by -Tragedy- July 24, 2006

Joey Jordison

Amazing drummer for Slipknot, awesome guitarist for Murderdolls, and idol for maggots!

Stay Sic!

Joey Jordison rules!
That's rite maggotfucker!!!

Who's number 1?
JOEY!!!!!!

by Lindroos April 17, 2008

Joey Jordison

a fuckin awesome drummer and guitarist who plays with slipknot and the murderdolls

Joey Jordison roxxors my soxxors!!!

by dragonguy October 14, 2006

Joey Jordison

The drummer for the comprehensive nu-metal band SlipKnot, and the guitarist / backup vocalist for the band Murderdolls. both awesome bands, and Joey Jordison owns your mom.

Joey Jordison is the most gorgeous drummer in the history of drummers. not to mention kickass.

by SlipKnoTCultist October 24, 2006