S my D

Means suck my dick.
Fun to use, especially in school.

Hey Bill, S my D!

by S My D May 14, 2004

S my D

Abbv. for "Suck my dick"

Wow, seriously, you can S my D.

by MoStang June 27, 2007

S my D

Support my decision

My friends S my D all the time!

by Sparky Sun Devil February 27, 2011

Wet my D

A phrase used to tell a fellow man off when agitated, or as a response to verbal abuse. D is short for dick and as a whole insults the masculinity of your friend, implying he should give you a blowjob.

Matt: Dude you sister is fucking hot!

Nick: Wet my D bitch!

by Blackie Chann September 29, 2008

B's On My D

Short for "bitches on my dick."

"I've got so many B's on my D!"

"My D must be covered in honey because there's B's all over it!"

by stewie noodles January 7, 2008

S my D

Blood on the Dance Floor's song "S my D" from the album "It's hard to be a Diamond in a Rhinestone World", stands for "Suck my Dick!"

(Which they cleverly disguise as "Solve my Dilemma" on some of their older youtube videos).

S my D is also a commonly used word for many highschool aged teens to tell a girl (or boy) to suck their dick in an undercover form.

Also used as a comeback.

Person 1: it's your turn to do the dishes. Person 2: S my D

by lazylupe June 11, 2011

S My D

It's literal meaning is suck my d***, but also means f*** off, or back off.

A sign of defiance.

Hell no I'm not doing that! You can "s my d"!!

You could "s my d" before I do that.

by [D]bovee January 1, 2009