Into Oblivion

to the moon

Axiom max into Oblivion

by padkwadparl March 11, 2026

wank into oblivion

To masturbate yourself into unconsciousness - usually as a result of rejection, failure, sheer boredom or all of the above

Jack failed to pull at the club so he decided to go home and wank into oblivion...

by mrbruceman February 6, 2012

Being pushed into oblivion

Being canceled or purged by Stalin

If modern cancel culture is left untreated, it will, and this is blatantly obvious to any history major , inevitavly result in people being pushed into oblivion.

by Uncle Dimma June 3, 2021

Farting Yourself Into Oblivion

What follows if you have a 9 Day Shit Fart

Don't have a 9 Day Shit Fart, you'll end up Farting Yourself Into Oblivion

by Anon0500 March 3, 2020

Spanked into oblivion

The thought that someone is such a waste of good oxygen that their father should have “rubbed out” that particular graduating class of new sperm, thereby saving the world with the flick of his wrist.

Trump is such a shitgibbon! His father would have done humanity a huge favor if he had just spanked into oblivion that draft dodging-bone spur having entitled douchebag!

by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021