normal friend: ,,oh boi i love my gf, im so happy i'm in relationship with her"
you weeb ass: ,,who the fuck is talking i dont even have friends?"
you weeb ass: ,,who the fuck is talking i dont even have friends?"
by NothingSpecial420 February 12, 2020
Get the in relationship mug.Some BS that FB made up to let all your friends/everyone else know who you’re currently fucking.....Stealth motherfuckers(who think they’re sneaky as fuck),just put “in a relationship”,without really specifying who it is(that they’re fucking).....Really,it’s not an official relationship status.....Women like to put it on their relationship status(to keep all of the hard dicks away),and men like to put it(to let everyone know who they’re fucking,and that they’re fucking someone currently).....Doesn’t really matter(who it is),they’re fucking.....As long as they are.
“Is that who Barbara is currently fucking?”....”How can she be “in a relationship”,when her sorry ass is married?”....”.Why is she pretending to be available when she’s not?”.
by jim6471 November 17, 2020
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a) a synonym phrase for "there are two sides (or more) to every story"
b) (forensic/criminal investigations, often used sarcastically): if you can't see the evidence, it doesn't mean it doesn't or can't exist.
c) (legal system): assuming that the defendant is not so severely mentally ill that even medications won't help, there is/should be/must be a motive to every crime.
d) a phrase meaning, everybody involved in the judicial system has their own motivations for acting the way they do.
b) (forensic/criminal investigations, often used sarcastically): if you can't see the evidence, it doesn't mean it doesn't or can't exist.
c) (legal system): assuming that the defendant is not so severely mentally ill that even medications won't help, there is/should be/must be a motive to every crime.
d) a phrase meaning, everybody involved in the judicial system has their own motivations for acting the way they do.
based on the definitions above, especially definition d) CNN features a show called Death Row Stories because some prosecutors still need to learn what the phrase men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper means.
by Uncle Dimma April 17, 2014
Get the men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper mug.I am not in a relationship
by Small_Pickle_Dickle February 12, 2020
Get the in a relationship mug.It’s the worst thing because you wish you were that other person who’s in a relationship with your crush and you just imagine life with your crush if you guys were together.
Example:
Girl: *sees crush* Hey
Boy: Hi, guess what, I asked a girl out and now she’s my girlfriend
Girl: *fake smile* ohh that’s great *really dying inside*
Boy: well anyway I have to get to class so I’ll see you later 👋
Girl: bye
Boy: * leaves*
Girl: OmG noooooooo
Friend: hey what happened
Girl: my crush has a girlfriend!!!
Friend: no way!! What!?
Girl: 😭
Only if we actually talked to our crush and if you do then well done. This is most relatable in the category of “seeing your crush in a relationship” have you ever experienced this?
Girl: *sees crush* Hey
Boy: Hi, guess what, I asked a girl out and now she’s my girlfriend
Girl: *fake smile* ohh that’s great *really dying inside*
Boy: well anyway I have to get to class so I’ll see you later 👋
Girl: bye
Boy: * leaves*
Girl: OmG noooooooo
Friend: hey what happened
Girl: my crush has a girlfriend!!!
Friend: no way!! What!?
Girl: 😭
Only if we actually talked to our crush and if you do then well done. This is most relatable in the category of “seeing your crush in a relationship” have you ever experienced this?
by Funny & hilarious person May 12, 2018
Get the seeing your crush in a relationship mug.Yes the girl is always right. The guy should know that and not try to argue, especially dont listen to the girls' best friends dad, for he will give you the wrong advice(:
Is the girl always right in the relationship?
what is the answer to 1+2?
girl: 7
guy: 3
girl: im right
guy: yes you are...
what is the answer to 1+2?
girl: 7
guy: 3
girl: im right
guy: yes you are...
by ME!2842 December 18, 2012
Get the Is the girl always right in the relationship? mug.a type of relationship in which at least one party concerned (a) has little or no real romantic interest in the cooperating party (b), but engages in a relationship for emotional and/or physical fulfilment, financial security, etc., with the hope of finding someone they genuinely wish to be with in the mean time.
it is possible for the cooperating party (b) to be aware of in-fill relationship status and continue in relationship. however, most instances of such are due to a total lack of dignity as well as a willingness to accept whatever conditions and requisites said relationship has, regardless.
it is also possible, however rare, to be involved in a double in-fill relationship. this is not to be confused with a fuck buddy. whereas an in-fill relationship not only has all of the appearances, but does in fact exercise, the majority of activities of a real relationship.
it is possible for the cooperating party (b) to be aware of in-fill relationship status and continue in relationship. however, most instances of such are due to a total lack of dignity as well as a willingness to accept whatever conditions and requisites said relationship has, regardless.
it is also possible, however rare, to be involved in a double in-fill relationship. this is not to be confused with a fuck buddy. whereas an in-fill relationship not only has all of the appearances, but does in fact exercise, the majority of activities of a real relationship.
"dude, i think jen totally just used me as an in-fill relationship..."
"looked real to me."
"it sure felt real..."
"looked real to me."
"it sure felt real..."
by taylor lowery August 8, 2009
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