I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants

A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.

<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003

ignites

When a car starts after a long and hard cold-weather crank.

Okay Bill, it sure is freezing. Give it a crank. I sure hope this car ignites.

by Big Tom July 4, 2007

Slightly Ignited

another phrase for turned on.

"I'm slightly ignited by Brad Pitt's hot dance moves."

by sickasfrickman September 16, 2017