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hoinker

verb. To dry analy hump your boyfriend/girlfriend
n. Penis/Dick
adj. Being dick-like/ an asshole
Nigga 1: You gona hoinker her asshole niggah?
Nigga 2: Hell yeah... I'm bout to dick her down

Her: Your hoinker is only that big?
Him: Just wait till I take some Viagra.

Her: Oh my goodness... she's being one hoinkering bitch!!
by Hoinker123 February 4, 2017
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Tw(blackness):i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
disclaimer: i did not make this
by u/yanzin_fan_of_altair February 11, 2020
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corn honker

turd of gigantic proportions, causing much pain and discomfort
screaming..... this is a corn honker of a turd!!!
by katotool January 3, 2008
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side honker

The passanger in the car who reaches over to honk your horn at other cars that pissed them off
I hate driving with Savanna, everytime we're in the car she gets roadrage and becomes a side honker
by 3 Sunshines June 12, 2016
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honkers

I got big honkers. They always bounce when I walk even if I am wearing a bra.
by Stacy February 21, 2004
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honker

Dan just caught a MASSIVE honker at the lake yesterday!
by MTukansa August 29, 2018
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