hiltonism

a new age religion of human females , followers of goddess Paris Hilton . The devotees have characteristic clueless faces,have highest levels of estrogen in their bodies and as a mark of their devotion get every single gram of their grey matter liposucked to a vaccum !!!

my friend's showing signs of hiltonism,yesterday she was clinging to a male manikin in the store rubbing herself all over it..

by dr shantun February 12, 2009

Haytonism

Noun: a baseless opinion stemming from lack of knowledge and research in a field, doubled down on by the one making the claim even despite overwhelming facts against it. Named after BBC journalist Bill Hayton who makes claims such as "there was no word in the Chinese language for 'territory' until the 19th century."

A: Man, I read this book, it claims there was no word for "territory" in the Chinese language until the 19th century.

B: Bruh, that's such a stupid haytonism, damn clown whoever wrote that. The Chinese word for "territory" can be found in sources from the 11th century BC.

by IamHanFei January 15, 2021

Hildenism

Being found of toes. Originating in

suburban-Pennsylvania, this ideal is rapidly gaining popularity. It had been considered taboo until the millennium, after progressives have become spreading hildenism scripture.

Man 1: Oh man I hope my girlfriend is okay with my hildenism beliefs
Man 2: Bruh she has to be, it's the way of life.

by paul the bus driver December 4, 2018

Paris Hiltons

Female correctional facilities in California.

That useless bitch should be locked up in one of the Paris Hiltons.

by dougless May 23, 2007

Historism

Word used mostly by Roleplayerss, might have also been used by Xerxes in 300 (not confirmed.)

Blue ass: "You gotta shut up honestly."
LadyZenith: "I'LL MAKE YOU DEATH AND SEND YOU INTO THE HISTORISM!!"

by RyuSensei April 26, 2008

Hiltonized

98% wasted or stoned +
1% tabledancing +
1% sorrounded by drunk or high friends

Nicole Richie was hiltonized last night with her friends.

by laweaPicante March 15, 2009

HiltonSister

Any worn out used up urban upscale party girl under 30 who is about as plastic as tupperware, has day glo orange skin from self tanner abuse,over processed hair and more money than active braincells. Always looks like she just got laid or is high as a kite.

" Betty may be wearing a Gucci sheath but she still looks like a burned out crackwhore. What a Hilton Sister!"

by Christine November 12, 2003