giraffe's neck 

A turd peppered with sweetcorn kernels

After last night's corn-on-the-cob, it's no surprise that I just layed down a giraffe's neck. What's more, it smelled like the Savanna too.

giraffe's neck by koyn November 29, 2006

Giraffe's Neck 

When, after eating sweetcorn, you turn and check the turd in the bowl and see that it has sweetcorn spotted in the shit. It's long and quite thick and looks just like a Giraffe's Neck.

"Wow! Check out my turd Angelique - it looks just like a Giraffe's Neck!"
...."Did you have tuna and sweetcorn today Francois?"

Giraffe's Neck by Erica Cantona October 2, 2013

Giraffe's Neck 

Code word for "Give me head"

Hey girl, giraffe's neck. ;)
Girl:
Giraffe:

Giraffe's Neck by Giraffes Neck September 14, 2019

giraffe's ass 

What you are higher than when you are good and fucked up.

"Remember that day I ate that whole edible by myself? I was Higher than a giraffe's ass."

giraffe's ass by Felicityfartwell October 9, 2020

high as a giraffe's ass 

When you're so high that you could straight punch a giraffe in the face.

You: I'm high as a giraffe's ass.
Me: Stick yo head in that giraffe's ass then.

high as a giraffe's ass by thiiiiick November 29, 2013

Cooler than a giraffe’s tail 

A phrase common in Southern California, started by the younger generation. Often used to express great fondness of an object, person, etc.

Person 1: Look at that surfboard over there dude
Person 2: That’s cooler than a giraffe’s tail!
Person 1: I know right?!

Cooler than a giraffe’s tail by TaeTaeBear_Bts March 9, 2021

Giraffe With a Bayonet In It's Ballsack 

The description of a really disgusting bagel.

Eww ZOMGWTFBBQ this bagel tastes like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack!

Dude, look at his bagel, looks like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack.

Giraffe With a Bayonet In It's Ballsack by BR D3M0N April 9, 2009