fuck-weasel

someone who isn't quite a snake or a backstabber but is almost there.

friend 1 *did you hear about what molly said to jenny?*

friend 2 *oh is she just being a fuck-weasel again?*

by creator8000 November 2, 2017

Fuck Weasel

a shade of fushia ... usually very bright but not neon or hot pink.

What color is your prom dress?
Fuck Weasel of course! :D
What color is that?
A bright pink.

by erin81698 July 13, 2011

fuck weasel

A dipshit who can't drive.

Move your Yukon fuck weasel!

by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004

Fuck Weasel

A person who declines delicious home made leftovers when leaving a friend's, relative's, or stranger's home after a scrumptious meal has been provided free of charge.

Grandma: Here you go my loving grandson. I well wrapped plate of leftovers for you to have for lunch tomorrow.

Grandson: Aw grandma, that sure was sweet of you, but ou know that I don't eat left overs.

Dad: Hey you little un-grateful Fuck Weasel. You take those leftovers and thank your grandmother.

by txredfish June 1, 2009

Fuck Weasel

A horrible looking girl used primarilly for one stands after a bottle of vodka, she has both fuck and weasel like qualities.

Get that fuck weasel out of my bed will ya!

by Colemanio23 April 8, 2008

fuck weasel

n. a roomate's douchebag boyfriend

My boss called me a fuck weasel.

by Original Mean Girls January 9, 2009

Fuck Weasel

Someone who weasels into your life and fucks you over big time.

Jordin will forever be known as a fuck weasel to the rest of his "friends"

by Screaming Banshee Original April 6, 2016