frutter

senior complaints

What are you fruttering about this time?

by Rex Derek December 10, 2018

Mother Frutter

The frutter of all frutters. He/She will get the people who you think are not frutter-able.

That man is a fiiiiine Mother Frutter! He got me in the copy room when I was bending over the copy machine filling the toner.

by Laurie Kr. February 5, 2010

Tub Fritter

A Tub Fritter is a small log excreated from said person's butthole while taking a shower. Resembling a brown fritter.

Man I went to my girlfriends house to take a shower and there was a tub fritter from the night before in the shower!

by fritter monster August 21, 2010

Social Fluttershy

The antonym of a social butterfly. A person who, due to unholy amounts of shyness, is unable to hold a conversation with someone he or she does not know well.

Kevin: The date went pretty well. If you consider we hardly talked at all and mostly stared at the food in front of us.

Michael: Come on, man! You need to be bold to get a chick!

Kevin: But Mike, you know how much of a Social Fluttershy I am!

by Just_Your_Average_Psychopath July 10, 2012

FritterWhiff

To run into bathroom immediately after ones exit and take a long deep inhale through your nose.

I reluctantly dropped heavy at Jessica's party and bill ran in when I left and took a long fritterwhiff to smell what I had done. Needless to say I was embarrassed having eating a lot of sushi that week.

by Specimenb12 April 17, 2013

frusterbate

This is what sexually frustrated teenagers do when trying to deal with stirrings from the opposite sex.

"I sure had a severe case of blue balls when Sandy kept beaving me at the party. I had to frusterbate at the filling station on the way home.

by running out of patience May 2, 2009

Frisco fritter

When you deficate between a women's breasts then grab both tits firmly. Vigorously shake them up and down while applying an inward pressure which should cause fecal matter to exit from the upper and lower cleavage representing a gourmet chocolate fritter (works best on large breasted women)

-jimmy h

Your ex-girlfriend is such a whore so I did you a solid and frisco frittered on her. Your welcome.

by Jack meofff January 15, 2015