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five dive

The act of a stripper picking up a folded five dollar bill off of a paying mans face (or forhead) with her vagina.
the stripper performed the five dive for her customer.
by kibascheza April 7, 2008
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Five dive

Did you see Mark five dive Briget at the hazing. Yeah, he really white knukeled it with no hang ups.
by Funkywhitemonkey33 October 2, 2018
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a five dive

When fists insert the anal cavity.
Sheila is great at taking a five dive.
by Einahpets19790853789 April 22, 2018
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High Five Super Dive

A variation of high five scuba dive, consists of high five followed by forward diving motion with the high fiving hand. Accompanied by the words "High Five Super Dive!!"
"High Five" on the high five, "super dive" on the dive.
Tom " Wow i just won the lottery!!"

Josh "Dude!!!"

Both "High Five Super Dive!!"
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High Five Scuba Dive

This is when you ask someone to high five you but you put your arm in a wave motion and touch their cheek twice with your index finger or you can give them a slap. Slaps are most common. This is usually used within the UK.
Johnny: Hey Bob! High Five!
Bob: *lifts hand in the air preparing for high fave*
Johnny: *moves hand in wavy motion around Bobs hand and slaps or touches Bobs face and says Scubadive*
Bob: WTF MAN!

Drew: High Five
Bob: K
Drew: Scubadive!
Bob: WTF

Jimbo: HIGH FIVE SCUBA DIVE!
by UK's Greatest October 22, 2009
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Five star dive

When a really hot chick, for some unknown reason, is in a relationship with someone far below where their standards should be.
Dude, Tracy took the five star dive!
Yea, why the hell is she going out with Carl?
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dive for five

At some gentleman's clubs, a $5 tip will get you a dive for five: you're pulled up on stage, your $5 bill is placed over your nose, and the dancer (who is at this point quite naked) straddles your head, grinding her sweet and heavily perfumed pussy on your face. She may also at this point place her mouth on your crotch, forcing warm air through your clothes. At this point if you're lucky, she'll finish it off by rubbing her tits in your face.
Me: ...so I went to the club last night, got a dive for five.
U: wtf is that?
Me: Oh, only the best $5 you'll ever spend, but I'll tell ya, I'll never look at a $5 bill the same way again...
by OfkU YduInEd2hasnAm? January 5, 2009
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