finger punch

A guy jabs a girl in what would be her Adams Apple while receiving a blowjob to eliminate her gag reflex - note that this does not work.

Jane: (Coughing) We hooked up and that asshole finger punched me in the throat.

by Dermacus December 11, 2010

Finger Punch The Clam Box

Fingering a women so hard she bleeds from the inside out

You ain't finger punch the clam box if she ain't squirting blood

by PoonTheHarpoon6969 January 2, 2023

Finger punch the baby box

The act of intensely inserting finger(s) into your mate’s vagina, resulting in a violent but much appreciated orgasm.

After drinking too much wine, Enzo blurted, Laura I’m gonna finger punch the baby box, which she detested but somehow yearned.

by ace789nj December 2, 2019

Five Finger Dick Punch

A dick punch that is used by kneeling down and upper cutting someone on the bottom of the ballsack for maximum pain.

When Jimmy got hit by my Five Finger Dick Punch his left nut disappeared into his stomach.

by Five Finger Dick Punch May 31, 2016

one finger death punch

When you put your finger in someone else's bum too hard they will get the "One finger death punch".

Girl: Don't one finger death punch me!

by Retrogiraff October 11, 2015

Five Finger Donkey Punch

Five Finger Donkey Punch is when you anally penetrate someone going more than wrist deep with your fist clenched and with an over sized ring on each finger and a wrist band with spiked studs attached while playing the song “Fire in the hole” by the band Five Finger Death Punch.

John had a “causal” date that lead back to a hotel room that he was asked to turn around and bend over and receive a pleasure like never before, he was “Five Finger Donkey Punched” he was never able to sit normally again.

by ShadowFoxOrigin July 25, 2018

Five Finger Death Punch

A classic amongst the Kyle's, Bootlicker's, and the "I was going to join the Marines but-*insert fake health condition*" crowd, Five Finger Death Punch is essentially Pantera with an extra chromosome. Their specialty is pandering to people who love veterans, in order to keep what little relevance they have. Their target audience is comprised of people who can't read, people who want to claim they listen to "metal" without listening to metal, and people who just want to appear strong to make up for their slow learning abilities. The only bright spot of this band is that their guitarist is pretty good, but that is frequently overshadowed by news of Ivan Moody (frontman) playing hopscotch between different rehab facilities. When it comes to songwriting, let's just say the ABC's has a more complex lyrical makeup and song structure than just about everything this band has put out. It could be worse though; They could be Trapt.

"Did you hear that new Five Finger Death Punch song?"
"Which one? The one where Ivan sings about eating blue crayons? Or the one where he sings about eating green crayons?"

by BIGXSCHMEAT September 9, 2020