Fernando's Ugly Ass Dog

literally the UGLIEST DAMN DOG EVER, so gross it makes me want to throw up.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you seen Fernando's Ugly Ass Dog?!"

Guy 2: *Violently combusts from disgust and pain from remembrance of that disgusting dog.

by zenkurai November 17, 2021

Fernando's Pillow Mop

Literally only a few people in the world will understand this one.

Bro Fernando's pillow mop was so funny

by JacksBigPP November 19, 2021

Fernanda sabanero

He is a beautiful and cheerful person but sometimes very heartfelt 😘

Fernanda sabanero

by Sakura huah November 24, 2021

fernando sanchez

A variation of the dirty sanchez, but instead of wiping your finger on the upper lip, you wipe it on their teeth, making them have shitty breath for the rest of the day.

Did you eat a shit sandwich for lunch? No, I got a fernando sanchez!

by otisg March 5, 2008

Fernando Strikes Again

Similar to a goat rope (plural goat ropes) (slang) A confusing, disorganized situation often attributed to or marked by human error.

Look at that Fernando Strikes Again the environment exploded.

by ilikememes316 June 16, 2022

Fernando Sigmalonso

Fernando Sigmalonso, A man who has claimed the highest of achievements and recognition from Formula One, Women, and Men Alike. He is the man who Started off carrying the entire Aston Martin team on his back in 2023 and continues to be the biggest fear of East Asian lizards and Lewis Hamilton (#TeamLHIntensifies).

C: OMG! Look at that beautiful Spanish driver carrying the Aston Martin Aramco Formula One Team on his back and being a general Chad!

A: Oh!? You must be talking about

Fernando Sigmalonso!

by Thewr1t3r February 3, 2024

Fernanda

Fernandas are the most faithful girls you'll ever meet; They are gorgeous and draw lots of atttention not only are they beautiful they are super smart they are innocent but very freaky when you get on that side of them. Fernanda's have amazing bodies and faces but fail to see that ; When it comes to love fernanda's get attachted so easily and get heart broken alot. A fernanda is one amazing friend and will always be by your side. If you have a fernanda dont let her go if shes failed to you she wont do it again and when a Fernanda says sorry she means it with all her heart they are very trustworthy and wont let you down.

Girl 1: Im hate Fernanda just look at her!
Boy 2: You hate her cause you aint her.
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Boy 1 : Damn look at Fernanda she's so hot!
Boy 2: Don't even try she has a boyfriend and shes 100% his.

by ilovejaja October 8, 2015