Enoche is a beautiful girl she is a person who doesn't play games with people and she'll take out a bitch for a man and her frienda
Enoche is beautiful
by Enoche October 5, 2017
Get the enoche mug.the best fucking shopping centre in glasgow. if you find yourself in this place just know, you are in fucking heaven. there are three floors in st Enoch and they are as follows
Ground floor “The warzone”
On the ground floor of St Enoch there is nothing to fucking do but get soaked by water guns from the neds that primarily stand on the middle floor. Out of all the floors despite it being called the warzone it is probably the most peaceful out of all the foors.
2nd Floor “Neds and Slags”
Ah the second floor, the most horrific floor of St Enoch. The second floor is home to the neds that are almost 100% carrying a blade or some other medieval weapon to slash anybody who dares to get “wide” with them but we all know they will do absolutely nada and just do it to look cool. Also on this floor is home to the slags. Now, all they slags do is just stand there waiting for one of the neds to walk past them so they can pop the question of “wits ur snap yer hot” which almost never happens but when it does, there is a large and very noticeable moaning sound coming from the bathrooms on the third floor.
The third Floor “shag den”
Now the third floor of St Enoch is where 96% of all teenage pregnancies in Scotland occur, due to the fact that these fishy 14 year old girls get way to horny and just shag a ned in the girls cubicles.
St Enoch is truly a wonderful place and where most boys get their cock touched for the first time and im fucking proud of it
Ground floor “The warzone”
On the ground floor of St Enoch there is nothing to fucking do but get soaked by water guns from the neds that primarily stand on the middle floor. Out of all the floors despite it being called the warzone it is probably the most peaceful out of all the foors.
2nd Floor “Neds and Slags”
Ah the second floor, the most horrific floor of St Enoch. The second floor is home to the neds that are almost 100% carrying a blade or some other medieval weapon to slash anybody who dares to get “wide” with them but we all know they will do absolutely nada and just do it to look cool. Also on this floor is home to the slags. Now, all they slags do is just stand there waiting for one of the neds to walk past them so they can pop the question of “wits ur snap yer hot” which almost never happens but when it does, there is a large and very noticeable moaning sound coming from the bathrooms on the third floor.
The third Floor “shag den”
Now the third floor of St Enoch is where 96% of all teenage pregnancies in Scotland occur, due to the fact that these fishy 14 year old girls get way to horny and just shag a ned in the girls cubicles.
St Enoch is truly a wonderful place and where most boys get their cock touched for the first time and im fucking proud of it
Kacey the slag: “hawl st Enoch is a great place tae get yer hole lets go there”
“Leah the slag: “oft aye lets go get some dick”
“Leah the slag: “oft aye lets go get some dick”
by topshagger55554 July 1, 2022
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Enoch is a name given to a christian he is nice, caring and charming .Enoch can be annoying at times.he is know for many things e.g. sports.he can do anything you ask him to do.people like him because he is funny especially girls .The name Enoch is not popular and that's what makes him unique. To all the guys there be careful because he can steal your girl at any time.He doesn't need a pencil or a paper however he can still draw your attention.
by Victor simz January 17, 2018
Get the Enoch mug.A sweet guy who tries to make everyone feel good about themselves no matter what. He is usually talented in some kind of sport or musical instrument, and he does it purely for fun, not just to get the girls. Naturally, girls like him anyway. (His good looks help too!)
Girl: *writes a love letter*
Girl: *leaves it someplace for Enoch to find*
Enoch: *reads letter*
(He is clearly not interested but he doesn't want to hurt the girl's feelings. Awkward silence ensues.)
Later, they meet in the hallway.
Enoch: Um, thanks...*smiles in the cutest way possible*
Girl: *blushes uncontrollably* (thinking) OMG OMG HE ACTUALLY TALKED TO ME!
Girl: *leaves it someplace for Enoch to find*
Enoch: *reads letter*
(He is clearly not interested but he doesn't want to hurt the girl's feelings. Awkward silence ensues.)
Later, they meet in the hallway.
Enoch: Um, thanks...*smiles in the cutest way possible*
Girl: *blushes uncontrollably* (thinking) OMG OMG HE ACTUALLY TALKED TO ME!
by 1plus1DoesNotEqualPotato September 12, 2016
Get the Enoch mug.Enache is the name of a man who knew his fate, he was bright and smart but also sneaky, always making deals, but besides that he was hilarious, telling jokes or doing something funny was his way with the people.And lets not forget how angry he is most of the times, he gets angry at anything and makes it a big deal he acts like he wants to destroy the world. But he died, passing the name to generations and generations, now Enache became a surname, every girl and guy being in this family is named after him. And of course every single ome of them has something from that crazy dude.
Did you see that girl? Why is she acting crazy?
Well for a fact shes part of the Enache family.
I get it now, its normal for them.
Well for a fact shes part of the Enache family.
I get it now, its normal for them.
by azsura February 17, 2021
Get the Enache mug.Enoch is desirable and irresistible. He is lowkey a savage. Enoch is very competitive and usually gets infuriated when he is losing. He is usually talented in some kind of sport or musical instrument, and he does it purely for fun, not just to get the girls. He is naturally mean to girls he hates and loves to annoy his friends. He is a super-badass kid who usually, does incredibly stupid things (loves to take risks). He always swears and probably has 5 sidechicks. Finally, he has a great sense of humor and makes you laugh 24/7. If u ever had an Enoch you would probably immediately fall in love with him. I am so grateful to have an Enoch.
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"Hey how u doing today" annoying girl aked
Enoch ignores
"Hey how u doing today" annoying girl aked
Enoch ignores
by Victoria Chin October 29, 2017
Get the Enoch mug.Enoch- The chillest kid you will ever meet. He is good at skateboarding and likes to roast people. Sometimes a jerk but usually hilarious. HE just likes to laugh and have fun for the most part. God and family are first to Enoch. HE also gets at Girls he doesn't like for no reason.
Enoch: Tells girl "I know who you like"
Girl:*Who then?
Enoch: "*Me"
Girl: "No I don't like anyone"
Enoch: "Yea but I know who your going out with"
Girl: "I'm not going out with anyone!"
Enoch: "Yea you are, your going out with me
Girl:*Who then?
Enoch: "*Me"
Girl: "No I don't like anyone"
Enoch: "Yea but I know who your going out with"
Girl: "I'm not going out with anyone!"
Enoch: "Yea you are, your going out with me
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