endrun

A verb meaning to avoid fulfilling the normal expectations of your friends, usually in a pathetic attempt which is shut down. Should you succeed in making people look foolish for trusting you, you have pulled off a coup.

Marty tried to endrun me on his share of the electric bill.

by Steve Billinghurst February 5, 2007

End Run

"End Run" means a deviation from some standard, settled means, procedure, practice, or norm. There is an implication of surreptitious behavior. The phrase is derived from the American football offensive "trick play" in which a team typically fakes a sweep with nearly all players to one side of the field but hands the ball off to the end (typically lined up well away from the main group of players) who heads across field in exactly the opposite direction of the flow. Generally the defense does not expect the end to get the ball and will not be watching him in this type of scenario. It will often work at most once a game, because once the defense is burnt on the play, they are watching for it.

Jane did not attend the board meeting for the proposed city housing project, nor did she submit papers for the project. Instead, she ran an end run as she simply found five guys to start building the housing project and paid for the work out of the milk fund. This was legal as it took advantage of an obscure line in a 50,000 page rule book nobody was aware of. After this, the city council became wary and passed a new law regarding housing starts -- they need council approval.

by jazzbox September 5, 2013

Endouno

when you have a funny mistake or accident.

Girl 1:I Have appeared to have a wet mistake

Girl 2: what a endouno

Girl 1: I have appeared to have white stuff all over my face

Girl 2: what a clanger. Total endouno.

by reevoraver February 26, 2013

Endrance

A confused yet gay guy

Haseo I...

"Endrance I don't know what to say"

by MasterEnn March 30, 2009

endrina

Endrina has lots of friends and is really popular but she doesn’t realize it. She’s seem really nice but she will steal all your money if she gets the chance because she’s broke and the second she gets money she spends it all on clothes, hair products or makeup

“Dude you just got your paycheck don’t pull an endrina”

by Yorkie lover July 10, 2018

endrankened

Elegantly black-out drunk.

I remember the third Boulevardier, but as I was a touch endrankened, I do not recall paying my bill.

by WorthTheRicks May 29, 2016

Erectile Endfuncntion

The immediate erection when it is the end of your job or school. Your brain gives you an erection because it knows you will watch porn and masturbate when you get home.

Guy 1: I can finally get home.
Guy 2: Wait, are you going to watch porn and masturbate?
Guy 1: Yes, how did you know?
Guy 2: Well because you have Erectile endfuncntion.
Guy 1: Oh cool.
Guy 2: No, it's not cool.

by SomeRandomSmartAss February 14, 2014